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01-20-2012, 07:38 PM
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When you tell your voice to text , to send a text to someone on your contacts list named Cheryl and it sends it to Cheryl and Sheryl. So you apologize profusely to Sheryl. Then do the very same thing the next day. And now Sheryl thinks your either a blooming idiot or a physco freak.
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01-20-2012, 07:40 PM
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um...who the fuck is cheryl ?? hahaha
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01-20-2012, 07:46 PM
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01-20-2012, 07:56 PM
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This has happened to me before....
That awkward moment when you've been pantsed in front of your crush and you don't even know until you're halfway through flirting and talking.
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01-20-2012, 08:26 PM
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awkard and funny... reading it instead of being there just doesn't give the moment justice!
That awkward moment when a friend is telling you about their first trip into an Adult XXX store where they saw the dildos that strap to a person's thigh...and their response to the pictures on the box.... "you can tell the difference between a guy's hairy leg and a woman's hairy leg!!"... "a guy already has a cock...what does he need with that thing?!" .....
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01-20-2012, 08:59 PM
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That awkward moment when your doorbell rings, and there is a delivery man holding a beautiful flowers.... After you acted like a complete b***h all day, been PMSing like crazy and acting a fool to the butch who loves you through it all, no matter what and knew that was exactly what I needed.
Yeah... Awkward but beautiful. <3
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01-21-2012, 05:21 AM
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01-21-2012, 05:58 AM
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That awkward moment when you are standing in front of the sinks/mirror in a public restroom and are certain nobody is around so you lift your dress to wrestle and adjust your undergarments - and at that precise moment, with dress in the air, someone walks in. Maybe I should do that in a stall but it's too tight in there!
I get caught adjusting my bra all the time because I think to do it only as I'm exiting the restroom. Oh well.
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01-21-2012, 08:30 AM
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When you go to pull your wallet out of your purse, and 3 tampons jump out with your wallet.
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01-23-2012, 03:14 PM
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...you're in the ladies room standing in front of the only sink tapping, touching, waving your hands back in forth, and yes, cursing under your breath at what you think is a motion/touch activated sink when you finally look down and notice the hot/cold faucets.
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01-23-2012, 09:37 PM
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That awkward moment when...
... someone ahead of you in the grocery store lets out the loudest, smelliest fart, and you can't help but laugh (because you're really 12 years old most times) and they turn around and glare. |
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