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SoNotHer · 01-23-2012, 09:13 PM

11. Contrary to popular belief, people really do want to know what you had for breakfast as long as it’s in verse form

12. If you’re worried about meaning in your poem, don’t. We’ll all be dead soon enough

13. When making a ‘list’ poem, be sure add toilet paper to it. No one likes to drip dry or use your clean hand towels next to the sink

14. Poems to imaginary childhood friends will most likely win you a Pulitzer

15. Don’t worry about your ‘audience.' They don’t give a crap about you either

16. The best poems are the ones you plagiarize (see previous blog entry)

17. It helps if you were dropped on your head as a child

18. Things you should know as a poet: Along with Leaves Of Grass, Walt Whitman also wrote several Motown hits for Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell

19. If you've been looking for your ‘voice’ as a poet and can't find it, there’s a good chance someone stole it on purpose

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01-23-2012, 09:13 PM	#20
SoNotHer Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Professional Sandbagger and Jenga Zumba Instructor Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: In the master control room of my world domination dreams Posts: 2,811 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,587 Thanked 4,734 Times in 1,409 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	11. Contrary to popular belief, people really do want to know what you had for breakfast as long as it’s in verse form 12. If you’re worried about meaning in your poem, don’t. We’ll all be dead soon enough 13. When making a ‘list’ poem, be sure add toilet paper to it. No one likes to drip dry or use your clean hand towels next to the sink 14. Poems to imaginary childhood friends will most likely win you a Pulitzer 15. Don’t worry about your ‘audience.' They don’t give a crap about you either 16. The best poems are the ones you plagiarize (see previous blog entry) 17. It helps if you were dropped on your head as a child 18. Things you should know as a poet: Along with Leaves Of Grass, Walt Whitman also wrote several Motown hits for Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell 19. If you've been looking for your ‘voice’ as a poet and can't find it, there’s a good chance someone stole it on purpose