I'd Like to Claim I was Drunk: Pick Up Lines Destined to Fail

Ciaran · 01-25-2012, 02:28 PM

This one can work (if the recipient understands irony which is a big if)

"You're not great looking, but there's not much to choose from here."

Also, potential to work with someone who hasn't had a humour bypass:

"If I offer you the chance to come home with me tonight, is it okay if you made up the bed again in the morning?"

tapu · 01-25-2012, 02:49 PM

Where I'm from, it's customary to exchange watches with someone you've just met....

(It was Southern California--everyone had a Rolex except me. Actually, did I even have a watch?)

-- tapu, Accomplished PUA

01-25-2012, 02:49 PM	#2
tapu Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Understated butch. Preferred Pronoun?: I Relationship Status: Party of One Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Maine Posts: 1,654 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,324 Thanked 3,116 Times in 1,104 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	Where I'm from, it's customary to exchange watches with someone you've just met.... (It was Southern California--everyone had a Rolex except me. Actually, did I even have a watch?) -- tapu, Accomplished PUA __________________ Really? That's not funny to you?

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01-25-2012, 02:28 PM	#1
Ciaran Member How Do You Identify?: Altocalciphilic Preferred Pronoun?: Papa Smurf Relationship Status: Curmudgeonous spinster Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: London (but from Belfast) Posts: 678 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 471 Thanked 3,654 Times in 602 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	This one can work (if the recipient understands irony which is a big if) "You're not great looking, but there's not much to choose from here." Also, potential to work with someone who hasn't had a humour bypass: "If I offer you the chance to come home with me tonight, is it okay if you made up the bed again in the morning?"