Would you date yourself?

CherylNYC · 03-21-2012, 05:21 PM

Oh, no. I mean, HELL no! My dating criteria includes a stipulation that she be less crazy than me. And better at washing up the dishes after dinner. Plus if I were to date myself, I would be furious that I couldn't get a word in edgewise.

If I were to go against my better judgement and go out on a date with me, I might be impressed by my honesty and my predilection for multi-syllable words, but my excitable nature would stress me out. I would conclude that I need to date a calmer person, and the relationship would be over before it started. Then I would go home alone and, uh, date myself.

03-21-2012, 05:21 PM	#22
CherylNYC Member How Do You Identify?: Stonefemme lesbian Preferred Pronoun?: I'm a woman. Behave accordingly. Relationship Status: Single, not looking. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: NYC Posts: 1,467 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,474 Thanked 7,112 Times in 1,205 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	Oh, no. I mean, HELL no! My dating criteria includes a stipulation that she be less crazy than me. And better at washing up the dishes after dinner. Plus if I were to date myself, I would be furious that I couldn't get a word in edgewise. If I were to go against my better judgement and go out on a date with me, I might be impressed by my honesty and my predilection for multi-syllable words, but my excitable nature would stress me out. I would conclude that I need to date a calmer person, and the relationship would be over before it started. Then I would go home alone and, uh, date myself. __________________ Cheryl

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