That awkward moment when.....

[lyric]

That awkward moment when...

you are at the front desk of a hotel, about to check in for a hot little tryst with the butch of your dreams. You lean close, over that little plastic thing on the front desk in front of you, to whisper dirty little things in the ear of said butch, detailing what you plan to do once you are both in the private confines of your hotel room.

Suddenly, you notice everyone turns around in unison to look at you. You look down and realize that the little plastic thing in front of you was a microphone.