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Old 04-21-2012, 04:08 PM   #1
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Default Totally unintentional...These quotes flew out of my mouth while replanting today...

"So...Wayne, do you want to be on your knees, or using the hoe?"

"Hey Scott, can you reach behind me and grab that little bush? It's my turn to be down in the dirt, and Wayne took off to help them with the hoe."


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Old 04-22-2012, 03:28 PM   #2
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Default while puttin' da bbq togetha...

"it's so tiny, it's really hard to screw!"
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Old 04-30-2012, 01:36 PM   #3
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my honey and I were cracking up over the sign "local honey"

... and then we couldn't just stop there. Peaches and melons got taken out of context too! hehe.
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"Baby, I got us a room, and a long one..."
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Old 06-04-2012, 12:28 AM   #5
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so i'm taking with my baby on the phone about cell coverage and about how i believe the reason for my sometimes poor coverage is due to dropping my phone too many times. It reminded me that i noticed a crack on the side of my phone earlier today so i pulled the phone away from my ear to check the damage and i hear her starting to talk again which leads me to blurt out...

"Hold on...I'm looking at my crack"
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