How do you know when you are getting older?

Julien · 05-15-2012, 11:31 AM

Got my hair cut today, is it me or does there seem to be more grey hair on the drape than the last time?

femmsational · 05-15-2012, 11:40 AM

When in order to text I have to push my phone further and further and FURTHER away from me in order to see the letters I'm typing!!!

OS Butch · 05-15-2012, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Julien

Got my hair cut today, is it me or does there seem to be more grey hair on the drape than the last time?

The last time I got my hair cut I told the gal that I think there is someting in the water here cuz there seems to be more silver in the clippings when I get my hair cut there....She started reassuring me that there wasn't....Really? I had to tell her I was just kidding

Blaze · 05-15-2012, 06:49 PM

People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?
You come to the conclusion that your worst enemy is gravity
You wake up, looking like your driver's license picture.
You sing along with the elevator music
You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn.

Blaze · 05-15-2012, 06:51 PM

You give up all your bad habits and you still don't feel good.
You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
You get into a heated argument about pension plans
Your drugs of preference are now vitamins.
Youthful injuries return with a vengeance

princessbelle · 05-15-2012, 07:03 PM

When it takes both of you to flock your pool, then sit and rest, out of breath and smoke a ciggie.

gaea · 05-18-2012, 06:24 PM

Blaze · 05-18-2012, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by gaea

I remember the good ol days when I carried these with a rubber band and ZigZags attached. Opps I mean when other people had them...

Blade · 05-18-2012, 07:26 PM

Twelve hour work days use to be the norm for me. I know that I am getting older because now it takes me encouraging myself all day to just work 8 hrs.

05-15-2012, 11:31 AM	#1
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femmsational Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: bitch, but she will do Join Date: May 2012 Location: Jomtien Thailand Posts: 808 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 866 Thanked 3,787 Times in 773 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	When in order to text I have to push my phone further and further and FURTHER away from me in order to see the letters I'm typing!!! __________________ If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough" Albert Einstein Yes, I'm aware I can't spell, and no, I don't care quite enough to spell check. Sorry!!!

05-15-2012, 07:03 PM	#6
princessbelle Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: femme ones Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Tennessee Posts: 6,100 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,380 Thanked 30,498 Times in 5,198 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	When it takes both of you to flock your pool, then sit and rest, out of breath and smoke a ciggie. __________________ ~ I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. ~ Maya Angelou

05-18-2012, 06:24 PM	#7
gaea Senior Member How Do You Identify?: femme Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: west coast Posts: 3,910 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 18,630 Thanked 14,363 Times in 3,381 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	when you see this on fb ans say NO WAY are you kidding ! __________________ Gaea "Building a lifetime together one day at a time" Courage: the willingness to risk who you are for who you want to be and what you have for what you want You're not who your past says you are, you are who you choose to be today moving forward.

05-18-2012, 07:26 PM	#9
Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,855 Thanked 14,410 Times in 4,058 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	Twelve hour work days use to be the norm for me. I know that I am getting older because now it takes me encouraging myself all day to just work 8 hrs. __________________ Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce? The best way to predict the future, is to create it.

05-15-2012, 06:49 PM	#4
Blaze Senior Member How Do You Identify?: With my drivers Lic. Preferred Pronoun?: Gentleman.. Depends on the Situation. Relationship Status: Last Rodeo, what a ride, many sunrises & sunsets to be had... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: where a realtor had me sign the dotted line Posts: 1,901 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,466 Thanked 5,456 Times in 1,450 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you? You come to the conclusion that your worst enemy is gravity You wake up, looking like your driver's license picture. You sing along with the elevator music You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn.

05-15-2012, 06:51 PM	#5
Blaze Senior Member How Do You Identify?: With my drivers Lic. Preferred Pronoun?: Gentleman.. Depends on the Situation. Relationship Status: Last Rodeo, what a ride, many sunrises & sunsets to be had... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: where a realtor had me sign the dotted line Posts: 1,901 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,466 Thanked 5,456 Times in 1,450 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	You give up all your bad habits and you still don't feel good. You enjoy hearing about other people's operations. You get into a heated argument about pension plans Your drugs of preference are now vitamins. Youthful injuries return with a vengeance

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