Single Butch-Femme Questionnaire - Getting to know one another intimately...

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QUESTIONNAIRE

PART I - General Info

Real Name (first only):
Malissa

Age:
42

Astrological Sign:
Aquarius

Birth Date: (day only - not year):
2/9

Location:
Pa

Height:
5"2" in the morning before gravity takes over

Eye Color:
brown

Hair Color:
brown with some silver

Piercings - how many & where:
once on each ear

Tattoos - how many & where:
two, one on my upper left shoulder and one around my right wrist

Cat person or dog person:
cat

Job:
I write (have had a few things published) I bake (sell baked goods in the summer and around Christmas) I've catered a few events and, when asked, have crocheted afghans and infant clothing and have designed and sewn formal wear for little girls, for profit. My career field of choice was home health care, but a really mean ex did some really mean things and my doctor took me out of that field. Sucks.

What do you like about your job?:
Writing, I love the creavtivity, the sometimes spontaneous ideas that pop into my head: inside each character dwells a little piece of me. Baking/Catering: love cooking and love the way I surprise the hell out of people with how good my cooking actually is...*G Crocheting and sewing, I love getting a picture in my head, putting it on paper, then creating the pattern, whether in my head or on paper, then completing each design. I surprise myself with what I come up with sometimes.

What do you loathe about your job?:
Writers block, it sucks. I never cook ir bake without cutting or burning myself . Ripping out seams or rows of yarn when I've messed or missed a stitch.

Favorite books / authors:
Bible, the entire Little House series, the Left Behind series and a book called "The Shack".

Favorite bands/musicians:
Melissa Etheridge, Newsboys, Point of Grace, ... I like country, classical, pop, rock, an occassional heavy metal tune and gospel.

Favorite movies:
LOL. This always gets me, I sometimes wonder what people think when they learn my favorite movies. "The Sound of Music" & "Meet Me in St. Louis" I watched them with my Mom.

Favorite websites:
BFP, PoD

Favorite TV shows:
NCIS, Paranormal State, Snapped

Chocolate, Vanilla, or ALL the flavors?
Chocolate & Vanilla

A silly thing you do when no one is watching:
Apologizing out loud to God, when I cuss. lol.

What is your pet peeve:
getting myself into my "ultimate" walking pace and mind space, and someone steps out in front of me and walks slower than a turtle on "slow-mo" speed.

Favorite curse word:
Damn... sorry God.

Favorite magazine:
Don't have one.

A culture that intrigues you:
Native American culture

Do you like to dance?
No.

If you could change a law which would it be?
Paternity laws. Any perp who rapes/molests a woman and "fathers" a child through that act, should NEVER have the right to know if that child is his and if it is, should have all paternity rights severed.

Do you collect anything?
Precious Moments, anything, daisys, Thomas Kinkade, anything and individual china teacup/saucer sets. I told my aunt ONE time, I preferred tea over coffee, and every christmas/birthday there after, I received a cup and saucer set, sometimes more than one. I even have cups and saucers with daisys, precious moments and thomas kinkade scenes on them... lol

If you could travel back in time, which year would you visit, and
why?
Sept.23/1994, 1:30 pm. I hung the phone up, after speaking to my mother in the hospital. I didn't tell her I loved her, because we were getting ready to go visit her. I never got another chance. She died at 7:30 that evening. No one saw it coming, not even her doctors.

Would you ever have plastic surgery?
Maybe...

Your idea of a good meal:
A meal that's shared with someone/s special.

If you could be invisible, where would you go, what would you do and
what would you want to see?
OK.... thought for like 5 minutes about this. I honestly don't know.

Introvert or extrovert:
Both

Dream profession:
mother

What are your Hobbies:
writing, reading, crocheting/sewing baking, cooking, hiking, singing and gardening

Do you have Phobias, what are they?:
Claustrophobia and arachnophobia

Do you believe in past lives? If yes, do you have any thoughts on
yours? Nope.

What do you get complemented on most often?
cooking/baking and singing

What frustrates you most often about your body, ruling out weight as
an acceptable answer?
Chronic anemia and insomnia

If given the magical gift to make three global changes, what would
they be?
Clean the air, the water and preserve the land

If you could walk in the shoes of one person for a day, whose shoes
would you choose?
TTs, I'd love to see the world through the eyes of a child, again

Describe your religious / spiritual beliefs, if any:
Born again Christian

Do you generally feel understood?
Yes

Would you sacrifice your life if you could save the lives of ten
thousand others?
Yes

Biggest concern about aging:
losing cognitive function

What were you like in high school?
band/chorus geekier.. even the geeks thought I was a geek lol

Is the idea of marriage appealing to you?
Definitely

Issues that you feel most passionate about:
child abuse, victim advocacy, civil rights

The person whose opinion matters the most to you:
WWJD, seriously


PART II: Love/Sexuality

Sexual orientation:
lesbian

How do you identify yourself (if you use and identity):
low maintenance femme

Current relationship status:
single

What you look for in a partner:
Kindness, strength, willingness to lead, honesty, faithfulness and all wrapped up in a butch woman.

The "type" of person you tend to attract:
Sadly enough, needy clingy narcisists... am working on changing that. lol

Number of times you've been in love:
Once

What surprised you most the first time you fell in love?
How love, even in it's truest form, can not thrive if it is not given in return.

Monogamy or polyamory:
Monogamy

Who would you have in your arms right now if it could be anybody in
the world?
Xena... lol. Other than her? I don't believe I've had the oppurtunity to meet her face to face yet.

Have you ever had a long-distance relationship?
yes

Have you ever had a successful long-term relationship with someone
you met online?
Yes for long term, no for successful, hence the whole single thing.

Age when you had your first kiss:
5, cousin, male, icky.. was a dare.

Describe your best kiss:
It's a toss up... a kiss from TT.. mouith open wide, all five teeth showing, and a grin when it's done.... (TT is my 11 month old god son)
OR
she took my chin in her hand, tilted my face up, I pulled away, she slid her hand into my hair, pulled my head back and took my mouth. No other way to describe it but.. taking.

Describe your last kiss:
a TT kiss...

What are you most physically attracted to in women?:
Eyes, mouth and hands fascinate me, and I prefer women taller than me, and I love long hair on a woman.

What trait in a woman turns you off?:
Narcissism


PART III: SEX

The last person who saw you naked:
ex g/f

What are you self-conscious about naked?
being naked...lol

When making love, making out, or just fucking etc. do you like the
lights on or off?
dimmed

Three things a person has done to you in a making out or sexual
situation that really turned you on:
talk dirty, hold me down and lightly bit my neck.. yeah... love the whole neck biting thing.

Three things a person has done to you in a making out or sexual
situation that turned you off:
talked on the phone, got a bit too rough, said all kinds of corny phrases... think she made a list from a romance novel...lol

Have you ever taken naked pics / videos of yourself?
no

Do you have any Fetishes:
not really

Name your fetishes:

Leather - yes or no?:
If we're talking about a tall butch in leather? Hell yeah!

BDSM - yes or no?:
D/s

Have you ever had a one-night stand?
yes

How often do you masturbate?
myob lol

Are you trimmed, shaved, or completely natural?
depends on what were talking about