What pissed you off today?

[puddin']

so i've been goin' to dis same men's barber shop fo' nigh on 4 years now. usually go on a monday or wednesday mornin' as der is no crowd, no wait. only one person in to cut hair.

i go in dis mornin' and a new girl is on. she politely informs me dey don't cut woman, only men. i politely explain i un'erstand dis yet have been comin' in fo' a numbah o' years now. she was shocked, said "really", lookin' a bit disdainful o' dis fact. i said yes, was in 8 weeks and ago and so 'n so cut me hair. she went on da say her boss says dey can only cut men's hair.

i, again, reiterated dat i un'erstood yet have been a patron fo' quite a while. in da end she cut me hair. she did lighten up a bit as she asked what i wanted and realized i was essentially askin' fo' a men's cut. it was a nice cut afta all dat!

oy vey...