I wish you luck in your quest...If I lived on the same continent I could well be beating a path to your door with my trusty sword (sic) *brandishes sword bravely*
Did you miss the part where I am willing to relocate? Also, as my Dad was Welsh I have a UK passport and able to live and work in the EU community...
*points to the path...*
*sharpens trusty swword and looks for brambles to chop down en route to princess*