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06-30-2012, 08:25 AM
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Yesterday - Watching the cotton candy at Golden Corral as it quickly collapsed and melted from the heat and humidity in the restaurant...
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07-13-2012, 10:12 PM
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tonight out to dinner...
You just HAD to be there!!
Words on this screen will NOT do tonight's ROFLMAO, BUST-A-GUT, PEE-YOUR-PANTS-LAUGHING-SO-HARD, HOLDING-YOUR-RIBS, CRACKING-UP, FAMILY-BONDING, FUNNY SHIT any justice! But I'll try to give you a vision of what happened in short story... At a Chinese Buffet Restaurant: Me sitting at one side of table Anonymous Brother (that I haven't seen in a few months) sitting beside me Anonymous Friend (to save them additional embarrassment) sitting on other side of table from Brother... Discussion ensues about Brother's new teeth and how they don't fit... I lean over, put my arm around Brother and say "I'm sorry, when I first saw you after surgery, I thought you looked like Mr. Ed! "... Just as Friend took a drink of their ice water... Brother says "I KNOW, I look like Mr. Ed and that's what I told the Dentist!!!!" Friend BUSTED OUT, spewing water out all over the table and up their nose!! Friend grabs napkins to hide their face just in time for me to see water drops on their nose!! HOLY FREEKIN HANNAH!!! WE LAUGHED SO HARD!!! Then Brother says "I told Dentist I looked like Mr. Ed...*him stomping foot on floor like a horse*..."then I told her I look like something out of Planet of the Apes!! *him swinging his arms like a Gorilla* !!! HERE WE GO AGAIN!!! BUST MY RIBS LAUGHING!! Friend nearly tipped the table laughing so hard!! Everyone in restaurant looking at us like we're NUTTS!! Neither one of us have laughed that hard in a long time!! If my Brother was a stand-up comedian... I'd make him share his fortune!! And it was him mocking a horse and gorilla that really got me!! |
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07-13-2012, 11:15 PM
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Practically Lives Here
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no need for explanation
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07-14-2012, 06:07 AM
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Let me add to the post above that no animals or humans were harmed in the making of all that outrageously funny bust-a-gut time last evening .... but I think we did scare the poor, very young waitress who spoke very limited English ... she was scared to step near us at times ...
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07-17-2012, 03:30 PM
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Timed Out - Permanent
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What cracked me up...
Coming to the realization that I am a prime suspect of the Pavlov's Dogs experiment of classical conditioning... Every time I hear her ringtone with the little bird chirp sound, I get... ummmm... I smile BIG!! So I tell her this right?? She says we need "a bird clock that goes off every hour." Somehow she turned this around to where I would be performing on command every hour on the hour! It's a win-win situation for the both of us I do believe!! Ahahahahaaaaaaa 
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07-21-2012, 02:02 PM
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kids still say the darnest things....
From Colin Powell's book...."It worked for me": I have always tried to keep my life in perspective with my ego under control. That effort has been helped enormously by a wife and 3 kids who have never taken me too seriously and who have always held above me an imaginary oxygen mask ready to drop down whenever I needed a whiff of reality. The first time I arrived home looking sharp in the new battle dress camouflage fatigues the Army adopted in the 1980's, my daughter, then about 12, merely looked up from watching tv and announced, "Mom, the GI Joe doll is home."
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07-21-2012, 02:04 PM
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Practically Lives Here
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I watched but did not listen to this, please bear that in mind
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