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Old 08-17-2012, 05:33 AM   #1
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Do you eat peanut butter on everything. Um no theres ketcup,salt,pepper ,sugar and salsa (lol)
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Default Shit heard around this beach.

Maria, not a fan of sand, hot sun, or crowds:

"Their conversation is the soundtrack from the production of Hell."

"This is the waiting room to Hell."

"Do I look Goth enough?"



We'll go back to the beach in winter...

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Default Things heard around this bed...

"....you just made my god damn fuckin' eyebrow hurt...."
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Default While riding in the new truck yesterday....

Me: Yeah, it needs something, it's kinda boring.
The Boy: You could paint it pink.
Me: No, the pink would clash with the red. Maybe camo.
The Boy: Nothing says "butch" like a pink camo truck.

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Packing for reunion...

Bully "Oh i like these shorts, let's pack these"
Belle "Ok, which shirt do you wear with them"
Bully "What do you mean? Any of my shirts go with them"
Belle "No they don't. Pick out a shirt that matches and we will pack them together"

Bully holds up a random shirt

Belle "No, that is black not blue it doesn't match those shorts, it matches your blue shorts"

Bully "Oh dear god i never knew packing was so intense and complicated."

Belle: *thinking...how did she ever get by without me.

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What I said:

"Baby, my shoulder hurts pretty badly. I can't even pick up the coffee pot to pour my coffee this morning"

The part she thought that she heard:

"I can't even lick the coffee pot"

to which I said:

"I'm not that desperate for coffee this morning baby"
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