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08-29-2012, 10:23 PM
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I do that like, allllll the time, and thank goodness BB's mind just doesn't conceive that such weird, contrived things like this go on in the world, so she just sits reading her Kindle beside me in bed, oblivious, as I pull up the covers, roll onto my side, slowly put my hand on my hip like a model, lift an ass cheek and gracefully expel a thick yet silent stream of steaming hot gas beneath the covers. And most embarrassingly, I am sometimes so proud of my feat that I can't resist sticking my head under the covers to get a whiff of what I just pulled off! All I can say is I sure am lucky that BB spends all her time in the BFP arcade and wouldn't roost on a thread like this in a million years!
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08-29-2012, 10:25 PM
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I'm dying..........
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08-29-2012, 10:29 PM
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Aside from that fact that this thread has had me laughing so hard that I started to choke, regained my composure only to start laughing (and choking again) I have to say that MY FAVE thing about this thread...
is that everyone is getting along and no one is arguing at all. It is really nice to see  
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08-29-2012, 10:32 PM
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And it's even better when people admit that it's FUNNY! I am 35 years old and I laugh every.single.time. I hear someone fart.
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08-29-2012, 10:46 PM
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 Also - my bathroom is right between the 2 bedrooms, but it's the spare room - my office - that stinks after someone is done in my bathroom, so I dont just light incense in the bathroom, I like one in the office as well. I take care of that shit (pun intended)! Quote:
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08-29-2012, 10:51 PM
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Do you all observe "poop stall" etiquette when in public restrooms?
(The poop stall is the one that is furthest from the door!)
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08-29-2012, 10:54 PM
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Why can't I...
....just retire
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08-29-2012, 10:55 PM
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I use the handicapped, placement is out of my hands....
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08-29-2012, 10:58 PM
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Otherwise, I just try to get as far away from the other occupied stalls as I can - and, of course, I use my spray. |
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08-29-2012, 11:08 PM
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08-30-2012, 10:52 AM
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Maybe it is just me, but I would rather turn green holding it, then use a public bathroom, and do the walk of shame if anyone was there, to a) hear it, and have to hide my face when I came out of the stall or B) smell it, and look at me like I was the culprit..
I just cant do it, I will hold it till I get home, even if that is hours or even sometimes days. Just can't. Quote:
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08-30-2012, 11:02 AM
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08-30-2012, 11:06 AM
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Mdm Butterfly and H.R.H aren't too impressed when I toot. If my (long time ago) ex or I farted, we'd say that the floorboards were squeaky.  Wow, there's nothing like a good belly laugh!
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I say that Jackhammer has a baby elephant living in her butt
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lights a match, its smelly in here
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AHHAHAHAHAH!!! I have TOTALLY done the hand on the hip trick too!!! Like, "Look how sexy I am!"......ssssssssttt!
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