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09-10-2012, 09:02 AM
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that awkward moment when you're wearing headphones listening to music loudly (all into it), drinking coffee and someone touches you, causing you to become startled and coffee flying everywhere.
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09-10-2012, 01:13 PM
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Timed Out - Permanent
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masculine ones work best... Relationship Status:
♥ engaged to spritz ♥ 
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That awkward moment when...
you are walking "in" while someone else is walking "out" of the doors to a store and you both do the back and forth dance moves till someone stops and lets the other pass first... Never does this happen with women, just men. Women get the right-away lol |
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09-17-2012, 03:18 AM
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Timed Out
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That awkward moment when you run into an old friend or neighbor, And while they are talking you miss most of the conversation because you are trying to remember their name. Or you have to ask that person their name 2 or 3 times during that conversation because you keep forgetting it while they are talking.
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09-29-2012, 02:49 PM
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Infamous Member
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wild woman Relationship Status:
No, thank you. 
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That awkward moment when....your boss asks you to proof read/edit/and contribute.....to a love letter he's writing to his new foreign girlfriend
.gif "Say What?") WHO..by the by...may put me out of a job if she ever does come state side.... Here's hoping we have moved by the time THAT happens...
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09-29-2012, 03:12 PM
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Hey boy!!! Relationship Status:
counting freckles slowly under Her direction!!! Join Date: Nov 2009
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tamw
i wanna ask my Ms a question and it is sabotaged by Her sadism!!! <3 Her!!!
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09-29-2012, 03:31 PM
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Gentleman.. Depends on the Situation. Relationship Status:
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When you take a power nap in the afternoon, and you wake up, and freak out because it's 3:45 (to which you think in the morning) run to the shower, brush your teeth, towel dry and grab your socks and scrubs and quickly change, only to realize that your puppy's are hungry, the sun is brightly shinning and you got ready for work after taking a thirty seven minute nap. Remembering you just got back home from work an hour ago!
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09-30-2012, 05:58 PM
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Infamous Member
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wild woman Relationship Status:
No, thank you.
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that awkward moment when...you are in the drive thru at mcdonalds...behind a cop....and you put your purse on the steering wheel to root for some cash...and you accidentally blow the horn
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09-30-2012, 07:06 PM
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09-29-2012, 05:04 PM
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Practically Lives Here
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Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?:
She, as in 'She's a GEM' 
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09-29-2012, 05:55 PM
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Infamous Member
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cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?:
wild woman Relationship Status:
No, thank you.
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and I thought I had it bad!
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09-29-2012, 05:57 PM
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single 
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Who paid for the plane ticket back to Russia |
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09-30-2012, 05:25 PM
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Member
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Hey you! Relationship Status:
Sleeping single in a double bed.. 
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side note...i hope you'll be gettin' a little extra in your check next time!!
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Texting while driving is a real KILLER!!! "It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together...but it takes only one nut to scatter them all over the highway..." Jeff PARAMEDIC 
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06-20-2013, 08:29 PM
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When you go to a family wedding with your boyfriend and your parents. And your parents don't know that your boyfriend is FtM. And they've known him for a while and they love him to pieces but you're not really sure how they'll do with the full story. And you get to the wedding and you've been in the car for three hours and your boyfriend excuses himself to the men's room. And your Father (who a moment ago was fixing the back of your boyfriend's shirt collar and tie for him) follows him to the bathroom. So you go to the women's room in a little bit of a panic about it and your mom follows you and from the stall next to you starts going on and on about how much she loves your boyfriend and everything little thing that she loves about him. And you're dying a little because you have no idea what's going on next door and you don't know if your father just figured out that your boyfriend isn't exactly set up to pee at the urinal next to him.
(It all turned out fine, by the way, but woohoo was that a lot to have go down at once)! And this story was even better when told from my guy's perspective, who thankfully has a great sense of humor. |
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06-20-2013, 09:24 PM
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Practically Lives Here
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the moment when your dogma fucks up your entertainment
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