A Funny Letter

SugarFemme · 09-13-2012, 04:20 AM

Dear Mom,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but the Mafia wants you. I think I realized it when I saw the purple monkey in your car and I saw you sit on my Father. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your Hannah Montana underwear to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I mocked you behind your back constantly and I'm scratching my butt as you read this.

Kiss my butt,
Jewel

09-13-2012, 04:20 AM	#8
SugarFemme Member How Do You Identify?: Fierce Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: Singular Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Southwest Posts: 1,029 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 650 Thanked 4,458 Times in 854 Posts Rep Power*: 21474852	Mom is coming to dinner tonight, I HAVE to read this to her LOL Dear Mom, I don't really know how to tell you this, but the Mafia wants you. I think I realized it when I saw the purple monkey in your car and I saw you sit on my Father. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your Hannah Montana underwear to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I mocked you behind your back constantly and I'm scratching my butt as you read this. Kiss my butt, Jewel

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