What Cracked You Up Today?

Blaze · 10-18-2012, 07:36 PM

Getting ready for work in the dark...
Getting to work and half way through the day, noticing I had to different color tennis shoes as well as socks on. Everyone knows I like odd, I am odd, so no one bothered to say anything to me. Until... The same upper management guy stopped dead in his tracks turned and his face became beat read when I walking around with a pair of dikes wire cutters in my hand. And he said, please, please, please don't say dykes...

Dance-with-me · 10-18-2012, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Blaze

I walking around with a pair of dikes wire cutters in my hand. And he said, please, please, please don't say dykes...

I was raised around my dad doing electrical work, calling wire cutters "dikes". And decades later, he still loves making puns around that (no point in trying to explain to him that I don't consider myself a dyke).

Me? Cracking up watching Keeping the Faith for the kazillionth time. Certain scenes make me laugh every time. Yeah, I'm a dork.

Trev · 10-18-2012, 08:13 PM

Upcoming presentations at work and a co worker says to me "this ain't your first time at this goat rodeo".

How can I look those 24 people in the face and not crack up?

Corkey · 10-18-2012, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Trev

Upcoming presentations at work and a co worker says to me "this ain't your first time at this goat rodeo".

How can I look those 24 people in the face and not crack up?

Underwear time!!

easygoingfemme · 10-25-2012, 08:00 AM

easygoingfemme · 10-26-2012, 08:20 PM

Tonight, I was meeting some friends at a restaurant for dinner.
I was walking in behind a couple, not in my group. The female stopped at the door and her male counterpart opened the door for her. Then as I was behind them, he held it for me too. Which put me between him and his date. It was a double door walkway. Now, she's been talking away this whole time, has no clue that I have entered the picture. She steps aside for him to open the next door. But I'm the one behind her. I waited a second and saw that she was going to keep talking while she waited for the door to be opened for her. So I reached around and opened it for her. She sees it's not the arm she expected to see and looked at me with the most startled look. I just smiled and held the door for her. Then he reached over and took the door from me and we both went in.

Maybe you had to be there but I thought it was a riot. Especially when recounting the story to my friends, who were seated next to the door and watched it all happen.

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10-18-2012, 07:36 PM	#1
Blaze Senior Member How Do You Identify?: With my drivers Lic. Preferred Pronoun?: Gentleman.. Depends on the Situation. Relationship Status: Last Rodeo, what a ride, many sunrises & sunsets to be had... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: where a realtor had me sign the dotted line Posts: 1,901 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,466 Thanked 5,456 Times in 1,450 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Getting ready for work in the dark... Getting to work and half way through the day, noticing I had to different color tennis shoes as well as socks on. Everyone knows I like odd, I am odd, so no one bothered to say anything to me. Until... The same upper management guy stopped dead in his tracks turned and his face became beat read when I walking around with a pair of dikes wire cutters in my hand. And he said, please, please, please don't say dykes...

10-18-2012, 08:13 PM	#3
Trev Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Just a good ole boy Preferred Pronoun?: Male ones Relationship Status: She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Somewhere between right and wrong Posts: 3,372 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,988 Thanked 10,141 Times in 2,400 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Upcoming presentations at work and a co worker says to me "this ain't your first time at this goat rodeo". How can I look those 24 people in the face and not crack up?

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easygoingfemme Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Lil' Miss Sassy Pants Preferred Pronoun?: She/her Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: My place by the river Posts: 3,692 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 7,023 Thanked 14,964 Times in 3,316 Posts Rep Power: 21474853

10-26-2012, 08:20 PM	#6
easygoingfemme Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Lil' Miss Sassy Pants Preferred Pronoun?: She/her Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: My place by the river Posts: 3,692 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 7,023 Thanked 14,964 Times in 3,316 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Tonight, I was meeting some friends at a restaurant for dinner. I was walking in behind a couple, not in my group. The female stopped at the door and her male counterpart opened the door for her. Then as I was behind them, he held it for me too. Which put me between him and his date. It was a double door walkway. Now, she's been talking away this whole time, has no clue that I have entered the picture. She steps aside for him to open the next door. But I'm the one behind her. I waited a second and saw that she was going to keep talking while she waited for the door to be opened for her. So I reached around and opened it for her. She sees it's not the arm she expected to see and looked at me with the most startled look. I just smiled and held the door for her. Then he reached over and took the door from me and we both went in. Maybe you had to be there but I thought it was a riot. Especially when recounting the story to my friends, who were seated next to the door and watched it all happen.