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That awkward moment when...
your in a change room changing and the woman behind you asks about the tattoo on your ass. Uuumm, were you staring at my ass?
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when you realize you said that out loud.....
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what's a cowboy got to do to get a drink around here?
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When you're in the men's room (men make no eye contact) when you turn and look up and .... you're 21yr old son is standing there
He just nods his head
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When your 44 year old self is at work and the 20 year old man you are advising starts hitting on you. Uhm, yeah no. Not only barking up the wrong tree, not even in the right forest. Just wrong on so many levels.
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That awkward moment when.....
I was shopping for my client before work. I got to the register and slid his card and the payment gizmo said "Enter your PIN now" And I told the cashier... "I'm getting the prompt but the numbers aren't coming up!" and she has to tell me to use the key pad... ![]() Umm oh yeah...I knew that....lol In my defense, I was very harried...had a long day AND I'm used to the LCD keypad coming up on most transactions. But yes...today was my bimbo day.... |
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So....
I'm walking around downtown and I see a pigeon on the sidewalk... There weren't many pigeons where I grew up...OK none at all....so I find them fascinating in appearance and approachability. So...I'm talking to the pigeon and its all cool and looking up at me and I try to pet it. It kind of skitters away and walks into the road and I'm scared now it'll be hit so I ask it to come back to the sidewalk...I walked around it to shoo it back to safety and low and behold there are people on the other side of the parked van that is right there...listening toe chide the pigeon about street safety... Sigh...I really need to look around before I do stupid shit
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