R.I.P. Ding Dongs

The_Lady_Snow · 11-17-2012, 07:48 PM

Happy_Go_Lucky · 11-17-2012, 07:57 PM

I don't think this auction beats the Jesus face on a buttered piece of toast.

Silly peeps. Twinkies real, Jesus face on toast?

The_Lady_Snow · 11-17-2012, 08:57 PM

Sun · 11-18-2012, 02:29 AM

Sun · 11-18-2012, 02:51 AM

Not to put a sick twist on this whole thing but did anyone notice that Dan White of the famous "Twinkie Defense" only lived to be 39 years old?

Wonder what that says about his Twinkie diet.

In a bizarre twist of fate the date of his death, not the year, is the same date
Oct 21st, that was named "Leslie Feinberg day in San Francisco (2007)

Just some random data that popped into my over caffeinated brain.

The_Lady_Snow · 11-18-2012, 09:27 AM

Turkey Stuffed With Twinkies Is, In Fact, An Actual Recipe From The 'Twinkies Cookbook'

There is an infinite number of recipes and iterations for turkey and stuffing. We can appreciate a new twist on a classic, but the recipe for "Twinkling Turkey" from the Twinkies Cookbook has us a bit wary.

In the recipe below, the cake part of the Twinkie is used as a stuffing ingredient while the cream filling becomes a sauce for turkey. For the stuffing, Twinkies and a Hostess corn muffin mix are combined with diced apple and stuffed into the bird. For the sauce, the cream filling is combined with honey and brushed on the turkey during the last fifteen minutes of roasting. Sure, it's a creative use of a Twinkie, but creativity doesn't always translate into tastiness. See the full recipe after the poll.

Quick Poll
Would you eat Twinkling Turkey?
Yes, anything made with Twinkies deserves to be eaten.

No way, Twinkies do not belong in stuffing.

I'm not sure.

Twinkling Turkey (serves 15 to 20)
Ingredients
1 (8 1/2 ounce) package yellow corn muffin mix, prepared and baked according to package instructions
6 Twinkies halves lengthwise
1 (14-18-pound) turkey
1 tart apple, peeled, cored and diced
1/4 cup honey

Instructions
Remove the muffins from the oven and allow to cool on a wire rack. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees.

Scrape the creme-filling out of the Twinkies with a small spoon and reserve in small bowl.

Cut the Twinkie pastry into cubes and spread in a single layer on a baking sheet. Bake for 8 – 10 minutes, until lightly toasted. Remove from oven and allow to cool completely. Decrease the oven temperature to 325 degrees.

Rinse the turkey. Crumble muffins into a bowl, add the apple and toasted Twinkies and mix lightly. Loosely stuff the mixture into the turkey and truss the legs. Place the turkey, breast side up, on a rack set in a roasting pan. Roast the turkey for 12 to 15 minutes per pound, until the thigh temperature reaches 175 degrees to 180 degrees and the juices run clear.

In a small bowl, combine the honey with the reserved creme filling and mix well. Brush the turkey with the honey mixture during the last ten to fifteen minutes of roasting time.

Remove the turkey from the oven and let stand for 20 minutes before carving.

11-17-2012, 07:48 PM	#1
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11-17-2012, 08:57 PM	#3
The_Lady_Snow MILLION $$$ PUSSY How Do You Identify?: Kinky, Raw, Perverted, Uber Queer Alpha Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Iconic Ms. Relationship Status: Keeper of 3, only one has the map to my freckles Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: La Reina del Sur Posts: 22,488 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 32,231 Thanked 80,078 Times in 15,670 Posts Rep Power: 21474874	cause they keep coming __________________ "If you’re going to play these dirty games of ours, then you might as well indulge completely. It’s all about turning back into an animal and that’s the beauty of it. Place your guilt on the sidewalk and take a blow torch to it (guilt is usually worthless anyway). Be perverted, be filthy, do things that mannered people shouldn’t do. If you’re going to be gross then go for it and don’t wimp out."---Master Aiden

11-18-2012, 02:29 AM	#4
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11-18-2012, 02:51 AM	#5
Sun Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Trans Preferred Pronoun?: He, him, his Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: N/A Posts: 1,775 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,557 Thanked 5,551 Times in 1,456 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Not to put a sick twist on this whole thing but did anyone notice that Dan White of the famous "Twinkie Defense" only lived to be 39 years old? Wonder what that says about his Twinkie diet. In a bizarre twist of fate the date of his death, not the year, is the same date Oct 21st, that was named "Leslie Feinberg day in San Francisco (2007) Just some random data that popped into my over caffeinated brain. __________________ “Lovers don't finally meet somewhere. They're in each other all along.” ― Rumi

11-18-2012, 09:27 AM	#6
The_Lady_Snow MILLION $$$ PUSSY How Do You Identify?: Kinky, Raw, Perverted, Uber Queer Alpha Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Iconic Ms. Relationship Status: Keeper of 3, only one has the map to my freckles Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: La Reina del Sur Posts: 22,488 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 32,231 Thanked 80,078 Times in 15,670 Posts Rep Power: 21474874	WTF Turkey Stuffed With Twinkies Is, In Fact, An Actual Recipe From The 'Twinkies Cookbook' There is an infinite number of recipes and iterations for turkey and stuffing. We can appreciate a new twist on a classic, but the recipe for "Twinkling Turkey" from the Twinkies Cookbook has us a bit wary. In the recipe below, the cake part of the Twinkie is used as a stuffing ingredient while the cream filling becomes a sauce for turkey. For the stuffing, Twinkies and a Hostess corn muffin mix are combined with diced apple and stuffed into the bird. For the sauce, the cream filling is combined with honey and brushed on the turkey during the last fifteen minutes of roasting. Sure, it's a creative use of a Twinkie, but creativity doesn't always translate into tastiness. See the full recipe after the poll. Quick Poll Would you eat Twinkling Turkey? Yes, anything made with Twinkies deserves to be eaten. No way, Twinkies do not belong in stuffing. I'm not sure. Twinkling Turkey (serves 15 to 20) Ingredients 1 (8 1/2 ounce) package yellow corn muffin mix, prepared and baked according to package instructions 6 Twinkies halves lengthwise 1 (14-18-pound) turkey 1 tart apple, peeled, cored and diced 1/4 cup honey Instructions Remove the muffins from the oven and allow to cool on a wire rack. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees. Scrape the creme-filling out of the Twinkies with a small spoon and reserve in small bowl. Cut the Twinkie pastry into cubes and spread in a single layer on a baking sheet. Bake for 8 – 10 minutes, until lightly toasted. Remove from oven and allow to cool completely. Decrease the oven temperature to 325 degrees. Rinse the turkey. Crumble muffins into a bowl, add the apple and toasted Twinkies and mix lightly. Loosely stuff the mixture into the turkey and truss the legs. Place the turkey, breast side up, on a rack set in a roasting pan. Roast the turkey for 12 to 15 minutes per pound, until the thigh temperature reaches 175 degrees to 180 degrees and the juices run clear. In a small bowl, combine the honey with the reserved creme filling and mix well. Brush the turkey with the honey mixture during the last ten to fifteen minutes of roasting time. Remove the turkey from the oven and let stand for 20 minutes before carving. __________________ "If you’re going to play these dirty games of ours, then you might as well indulge completely. It’s all about turning back into an animal and that’s the beauty of it. Place your guilt on the sidewalk and take a blow torch to it (guilt is usually worthless anyway). Be perverted, be filthy, do things that mannered people shouldn’t do. If you’re going to be gross then go for it and don’t wimp out."---Master Aiden

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