Single Butch-Femme Questionnaire - Getting to know one another intimately...

dixie · 02-10-2013, 12:18 AM

The Single Butch-Femme Compatibility Questionnaire

QUESTIONNAIRE

PART I - General Info

Real Name (first only): Crystal

Age: 33

Astrological Sign: Leo *rawr*

Birth Date: (day only - not year): July 26

Location: middle-of-nowhere, NC

Height: 5'4" (and a half...almost)

Eye Color:blue

Hair Color: dark reddish brown (my Irish blood is showing)

Piercings - how many & where: 7 in my ears, 2 in left brow (totally missing my Marilyn that was yanked out *ouch*)

Tattoos - how many & where: 4 on my legs, 3 on my back, one regretful one on my hip

Cat person or dog person: both

Job: photographer

What do you like about your job?: I work for myself

What do you loathe about your job?: I work for myself

Favorite books / authors: way too many to list

Favorite bands/musicians: too many of those too, but since I own every released track by Rob Zombie, System of a Down, and Marilyn Manson, I would say that those are my most favorite

Favorite movies: mostly comedy or action

Favorite websites: i spend a lot of time on photography, marathon, and cheeseburger kitteh sites

Favorite TV shows: Destination Truth, True Blood, SVU

Chocolate, Vanilla, or ALL the flavors? depends on what it is

A silly thing you do when no one is watching: carry on full conversations with my pets

What is your pet peeve: lateness

Favorite curse word: FUCK

Favorite magazine: lately, Fitness and Good Housekeeping lol

A culture that intrigues you: Indian/Hindi

Do you like to dance? yes but I can't...just ask Wolfy who's been trying to teach me for a couple years now

If you could change a law which would it be? oh, don't get me started on that

Do you collect anything? i'm a bit of a pack-rat so I collect everything. Don't worry, I haven't hit hoarder proportions yet.

If you could travel back in time, which year would you visit, and
why? That's a hard one. I have no idea.

Would you ever have plastic surgery? probably...i need new boobs anyway

Your idea of a good meal: lately, there's no such thing for me lol

If you could be invisible, where would you go, what would you do and
what would you want to see? hehehehehehe....well ya see, I'm a bit of a perv so I had better just keep my mouth shut.

Introvert or extrovert: depends on the situation/location

Dream profession: marine biologist living mainly at sea and specializing in the study of my favorite creature, the Carcharodon carcharias...that is one dream that i had the chance to follow and did not, much to my regret

What are your Hobbies: wildlife photography, painting, crafts, reading, treasure hunting/scavenging, travel, writing/journaling/blogging, shelling, gaming

Do you have Phobias, what are they?: extreme fear of heights

Do you believe in past lives? If yes, do you have any thoughts on
yours? possibly; I have a few glimpses

What do you get complemented on most often? my eyes

What frustrates you most often about your body, ruling out weight as
an acceptable answer? that it does not work quite right these days

If given the magical gift to make three global changes, what would
they be? peace of course, positive changes in nature and atmosphere (does that count?), end of poverty

If you could walk in the shoes of one person for a day, whose shoes
would you choose? that is another hard one...

Describe your religious / spiritual beliefs, if any: raised strict Southern Baptist yet shook that aside for my own mixture of a more earthen Native American spirituality mixed with witchcraft mixed with Buddhist principles

Do you generally feel understood? ha! not even close

Would you sacrifice your life if you could save the lives of ten
thousand others? I would sacrifice my life to save the life of one, let alone ten thousand.

Biggest concern about aging: superficial vanity

What were you like in high school? awkward and bullied in the beginning, champion of underdogs at the end

Is the idea of marriage appealing to you? eh, it's not as distasteful as i used to feel that it was

Issues that you feel most passionate about: anything related to the abuse/mistreatment of animals, children, or women

The person whose opinion matters the most to you: my father's

PART II: Love/Sexuality

Sexual orientation: queer

How do you identify yourself (if you use and identity): queer femme

Current relationship status: single yet perhaps interested

What you look for in a partner: a connection

The "type" of person you tend to attract: breathing lol

Number of times you've been in love: After much internalization and circumspection....if I am brutally honest? 1 (I have loved them all, but only been "in love" with one)

What surprised you most the first time you fell in love? how bad it hurts when it ends

Monogamy or polyamory: whatever tickles my fancy at the time

Who would you have in your arms right now if it could be anybody in
the world? they know

Have you ever had a long-distance relationship? more than one

Have you ever had a successful long-term relationship with someone
you met online? define *success*

Age when you had your first kiss: don't remember trivial shit like that

Describe your best kiss: intense

Describe your last kiss: mediocre at best

What are you most physically attracted to in women?: everything

What trait in a woman turns you off?: i despise the conceited superficial people of any gender

PART III: SEX

The last person who saw you naked: my doctor, sad huh

What are you self-conscious about naked? everything

When making love, making out, or just fucking etc. do you like the
lights on or off? don't care

Three things a person has done to you in a making out or sexual
situation that really turned you on: it's easier just to figure those out

Three things a person has done to you in a making out or sexual
situation that turned you off: I'll let you know if you make this list

Have you ever taken naked pics / videos of yourself? of course

Do you have any Fetishes: I do

Name your fetishes: not your business

Leather - yes or no?: yes

BDSM - yes or no?: sure why not

Have you ever had a one-night stand? yes

How often do you masturbate? pfffft, every other day at minimum

Are you trimmed, shaved, or completely natural? shaved/waxed completely

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The Single Butch-Femme Compatibility Questionnaire QUESTIONNAIRE PART I - General Info Real Name (first only): Crystal Age: 33 Astrological Sign: Leo rawr Birth Date: (day only - not year): July 26 Location: middle-of-nowhere, NC Height: 5'4" (and a half...almost) Eye Color:blue Hair Color: dark reddish brown (my Irish blood is showing) Piercings - how many & where: *7 in my ears, 2 in left brow (totally missing my Marilyn that was yanked out ouch)* Tattoos - how many & where: 4 on my legs, 3 on my back, one regretful one on my hip Cat person or dog person: both Job: photographer What do you like about your job?: I work for myself What do you loathe about your job?: I work for myself Favorite books / authors: way too many to list Favorite bands/musicians: too many of those too, but since I own every released track by Rob Zombie, System of a Down, and Marilyn Manson, I would say that those are my most favorite Favorite movies: mostly comedy or action Favorite websites: i spend a lot of time on photography, marathon, and cheeseburger kitteh sites Favorite TV shows: Destination Truth, True Blood, SVU Chocolate, Vanilla, or ALL the flavors? depends on what it is A silly thing you do when no one is watching: carry on full conversations with my pets What is your pet peeve: lateness Favorite curse word: FUCK Favorite magazine: lately, Fitness and Good Housekeeping lol A culture that intrigues you: Indian/Hindi Do you like to dance? yes but I can't...just ask Wolfy who's been trying to teach me for a couple years now If you could change a law which would it be? oh, don't get me started on that Do you collect anything? i'm a bit of a pack-rat so I collect everything. Don't worry, I haven't hit hoarder proportions yet. If you could travel back in time, which year would you visit, and why? That's a hard one. I have no idea. Would you ever have plastic surgery? probably...i need new boobs anyway Your idea of a good meal: lately, there's no such thing for me lol If you could be invisible, where would you go, what would you do and what would you want to see? hehehehehehe....well ya see, I'm a bit of a perv so I had better just keep my mouth shut. Introvert or extrovert: depends on the situation/location Dream profession: marine biologist living mainly at sea and specializing in the study of my favorite creature, the Carcharodon carcharias...that is one dream that i had the chance to follow and did not, much to my regret What are your Hobbies: wildlife photography, painting, crafts, reading, treasure hunting/scavenging, travel, writing/journaling/blogging, shelling, gaming Do you have Phobias, what are they?: extreme fear of heights Do you believe in past lives? If yes, do you have any thoughts on yours? possibly; I have a few glimpses What do you get complemented on most often? my eyes What frustrates you most often about your body, ruling out weight as an acceptable answer? that it does not work quite right these days If given the magical gift to make three global changes, what would they be? peace of course, positive changes in nature and atmosphere (does that count?), end of poverty If you could walk in the shoes of one person for a day, whose shoes would you choose? that is another hard one... Describe your religious / spiritual beliefs, if any: raised strict Southern Baptist yet shook that aside for my own mixture of a more earthen Native American spirituality mixed with witchcraft mixed with Buddhist principles Do you generally feel understood? ha! not even close Would you sacrifice your life if you could save the lives of ten thousand others? I would sacrifice my life to save the life of one, let alone ten thousand. Biggest concern about aging: superficial vanity What were you like in high school? awkward and bullied in the beginning, champion of underdogs at the end Is the idea of marriage appealing to you? eh, it's not as distasteful as i used to feel that it was Issues that you feel most passionate about: anything related to the abuse/mistreatment of animals, children, or women The person whose opinion matters the most to you: my father's PART II: Love/Sexuality Sexual orientation: queer How do you identify yourself (if you use and identity): queer femme Current relationship status: single yet perhaps interested What you look for in a partner: a connection The "type" of person you tend to attract: breathing lol Number of times you've been in love: After much internalization and circumspection....if I am brutally honest? 1 (I have loved them all, but only been "in love" with one) What surprised you most the first time you fell in love? how bad it hurts when it ends Monogamy or polyamory: whatever tickles my fancy at the time Who would you have in your arms right now if it could be anybody in the world? they know Have you ever had a long-distance relationship? more than one Have you ever had a successful long-term relationship with someone you met online? define success Age when you had your first kiss: don't remember trivial shit like that Describe your best kiss: intense Describe your last kiss: mediocre at best What are you most physically attracted to in women?: everything What trait in a woman turns you off?: i despise the conceited superficial people of any gender PART III: SEX The last person who saw you naked: my doctor, sad huh What are you self-conscious about naked? everything When making love, making out, or just fucking etc. do you like the lights on or off? don't care Three things a person has done to you in a making out or sexual situation that really turned you on: it's easier just to figure those out Three things a person has done to you in a making out or sexual situation that turned you off: I'll let you know if you make this list Have you ever taken naked pics / videos of yourself? of course Do you have any Fetishes: I do Name your fetishes: not your business Leather - yes or no?: yes BDSM - yes or no?: sure why not Have you ever had a one-night stand? yes How often do you masturbate? pfffft, every other day at minimum Are you trimmed, shaved, or completely natural? shaved/waxed completely

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