They said...I heard...

Hollylane · 02-12-2013, 12:24 AM

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Gaige said, "...and on Wednesday, we'll spend the day together, until I tuck you in"

I thought I heard, "and on Wednesday, we'll spend the day together, until I fuck you in"

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I guess we know where my subconscious was dwelling for the evening...

StrongButch · 02-12-2013, 06:45 AM

Holly I hope Wednesday you get both things you have mentioned. (lol)

Hollylane · 02-12-2013, 10:17 PM

I said, "Which week day is your flex day off?"

Co-Worker Andres heard, "Which week day is your pecks day off?"

Gaige · 02-13-2013, 03:17 PM

I’ll probably be posting in here frequently since I often hear something other than what was actually said. But I’ll start out with some things I have said into the phone that the voice text picked up wrong. When Hollylane and I first met, I spoke into the mic to text “so you’re 40”. It heard and typed “so you’re horny”. It’s a miracle that she continued to chat with me after that.

Gaige · 02-13-2013, 03:21 PM

I said, "I love to eat chili"

Phone heard, "I love to eat children"

Kelt · 02-13-2013, 03:41 PM

Voice texting;

Every time I say 'butch' it likes to substitute 'bitch'.

Frequently, this is something I just don't want to get wrong, especially since I am generally referring to myself.

Gaige · 02-13-2013, 03:57 PM

Ok, so this wasn’t something I heard but misread. A while back there was a thread call Survivor: South Pacific or South something. Every time I saw that thread on the front page I would see it as Survivor: South Park.

Metro · 04-16-2013, 07:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kelt

Voice texting;

Every time I say 'butch' it likes to substitute 'bitch'.

Frequently, this is something I just don't want to get wrong, especially since I am generally referring to myself.

Similar issue with Spellchecker on my phone... I was emailing a physical therapy schedule to someone and the shorthand "PT Eval" ended up being changed to "PT Evil".

The person doing the PT work totally agreed with Spellchecker... we all had a good chuckle.

02-12-2013, 12:24 AM	#1
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,362 Times in 5,875 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	What??? :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ Gaige said, "...and on Wednesday, we'll spend the day together, until I tuck you in" I thought I heard, "and on Wednesday, we'll spend the day together, until I fuck you in" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ I guess we know where my subconscious was dwelling for the evening...

02-12-2013, 06:45 AM	#2
StrongButch Member How Do You Identify?: I see the world thru a lens Preferred Pronoun?: Yes Boss Relationship Status: Chillin out with awesome women Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: San Francisco Posts: 1,376 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,018 Thanked 4,183 Times in 1,180 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Heard Holly I hope Wednesday you get both things you have mentioned. (lol) __________________ Life is like music,so it can be played in many different styles.

02-13-2013, 03:21 PM	#5
Gaige Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Stone Butch Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: above my boots Posts: 2,097 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,649 Thanked 3,755 Times in 1,171 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	voice texting I said, "I love to eat chili" Phone heard, "I love to eat children"

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02-12-2013, 10:17 PM	#3
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,362 Times in 5,875 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	I said, "Which week day is your flex day off?" Co-Worker Andres heard, "Which week day is your pecks day off?"

02-13-2013, 03:17 PM	#4
Gaige Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Stone Butch Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: above my boots Posts: 2,097 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,649 Thanked 3,755 Times in 1,171 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	I’ll probably be posting in here frequently since I often hear something other than what was actually said. But I’ll start out with some things I have said into the phone that the voice text picked up wrong. When Hollylane and I first met, I spoke into the mic to text “so you’re 40”. It heard and typed “so you’re horny”. It’s a miracle that she continued to chat with me after that.

02-13-2013, 03:41 PM	#6
Kelt Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Beach Butch Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: SoCal Posts: 2,751 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 19,765 Thanked 15,279 Times in 2,538 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	Voice texting; Every time I say 'butch' it likes to substitute 'bitch'. Frequently, this is something I just don't want to get wrong, especially since I am generally referring to myself.

02-13-2013, 03:57 PM	#7
Gaige Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Stone Butch Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: above my boots Posts: 2,097 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,649 Thanked 3,755 Times in 1,171 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Ok, so this wasn’t something I heard but misread. A while back there was a thread call Survivor: South Pacific or South something. Every time I saw that thread on the front page I would see it as Survivor: South Park.