5 Things No One Would Know About You From BFP Alone

[Medusa]

* I often laugh at inappropriate times. Funerals, hospitals, weddings, while being fired from a former job. It's not because of a nervous response, it's because I can see the irony in most any situation.

* I'm a terrible singer but have zero issue with doing karaoke in front of most people.

* I'm extremely clumsy and trip and fall or lose my balance often.

* I worked for a major airline for many years and did every position from ticket counter to taxiing the planes to baggage loading to dumping the lav. I loved it and would do it again in a heartbeat if it paid worth a shit.

* While working at the airport, I saw many disturbing things. I once saw a guy back into a spinning propeller and be chopped to bits. I also saw pilots arriving for work drunk. I also discovered a real human turd wrapped in a piece of newspaper, shoved into a seatback pocket.

I think I'll start a thread on the above.