What Cracked You Up Today?

jac · 03-26-2013, 06:49 PM

Here we go again.....

kid: what's for dinner?
staff: ummmm I think..... well, not sure.
me:chicken burger. or maybe it was turkey burger.
kid: wtf?
me:it's some kind of fowl (foul) burger!! Now go eat...

I love a good play on words!!

jac · 03-27-2013, 05:33 AM

My girl and I texting this morning.......................

She was telling me something about work...
I responded with: "Then stay on that ass and make her accountable for her position!"
She replied with: "Ooh that sounds dirty."

Rereading that, it does sound dirty!! Lmao!!

lusciouskiwi · 03-27-2013, 07:54 AM

03-27-2013, 07:54 AM	#3
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03-26-2013, 06:49 PM	#1
jac Timed Out - Permanent How Do You Identify?: butch stone Preferred Pronoun?: masculine ones work best... Relationship Status: ♥ engaged to spritz ♥ Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: bangor, maine Posts: 3,344 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 20,720 Thanked 16,492 Times in 2,972 Posts Rep Power: 0	Here we go again..... kid: what's for dinner? staff: ummmm I think..... well, not sure. me:chicken burger. or maybe it was turkey burger. kid: wtf? me:it's some kind of fowl (foul) burger!! Now go eat... I love a good play on words!!

03-27-2013, 05:33 AM	#2
jac Timed Out - Permanent How Do You Identify?: butch stone Preferred Pronoun?: masculine ones work best... Relationship Status: ♥ engaged to spritz ♥ Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: bangor, maine Posts: 3,344 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 20,720 Thanked 16,492 Times in 2,972 Posts Rep Power: 0	My girl and I texting this morning....................... She was telling me something about work... I responded with: "Then stay on that ass and make her accountable for her position!" She replied with: "Ooh that sounds dirty." Rereading that, it does sound dirty!! Lmao!!