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Practically Lives Here
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![]() What happens if you don't have "saggy bums"? Jus' askin'.... cause I "ain't got NO bums at all!!" Flat as a pancake it is!! ... guess I'm SOL.... AGAIN! Bummer!! I'm just plain BUMMED OUT!! |
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Practically Lives Here
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They make fake buttcheeks for folks like you. They look much like the chicken cutlet looking boob enhancers, BUTT (ha!) the butt enhancers just go in your undies (some may strap on) and WALA! you have a booty.
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Timed Out
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Cyndi Lauper..
"Muggles are wizards.. Muggles are wizards" |
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my never ending faith in humanity is now a source of hilarity to me. ripped off to the tune of $300, almost out of coffee, and definitely out of ideas...
all i can do is laugh what else is there? ![]() |
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Damn! That sucks!
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Today while shaving my scruffy face , I had my music blasting and my wife comes in and sits down watching me .
This was one of those you had to be there moments to get the funny factor. Shes 27 and Im 37 so a lil Generation gap : My woman : baby, what in the heck are you Listening to ? Me: psychedelic furs My woman : who ? Me : baby this music is the best , They were a great band New Song My woman : Geez , what is this Song now , its horrible Me : dollbabe , this is the smiths now and what are you talking about , this Song is awesome Now im in the shower and I say ... Baby i know you m know this Song ( it was by aha ) My woman : baby , Youre such an old man ( as She is laughing ) My woman : OH LORD JESUS , BABY IS THAT A SYNTHASIZOR AND KEYBOARDS IN THE BACKGROUND !!!!!!!!! Haha it was funny really if you heard the convo in person Last edited by RNguy; 04-07-2013 at 10:19 PM. Reason: spellcheck is broken |
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Mentally Delicious
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Waking up this morning to Jackhammer sucking on my back
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people being controled by other lmao
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I don't need no stinking status. Join Date: Mar 2010
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OMG too cute..................
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My friends when I see them. So ones that are popping out to me are how one of them said at the sight of fighter jets due to Drill Weekend:
"They should land and **** me!" my response? "I was thinking the same thing." *insert horrible attempt at a high five* & this gem: "Wow, that is a deep filing cabinet!" "That's what she said!" Yes We joke around like teenage boys. It is entertaining
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Member
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ends up fixing your vision.” — The Reverend Dr. Bernice A. King. 🌷🌷🌷🌷 🌷🌷🌷🌷 |
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Senior Member
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In Memory-Tim Conway, Harvey Korman, and Dinah Shore. Lol
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