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Old 04-02-2010, 05:01 PM   #1
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A Butt Bra. Who woulda thunk it.

What happens if you don't have "saggy bums"? Jus' askin'.... cause I "ain't got NO bums at all!!" Flat as a pancake it is!! ... guess I'm SOL.... AGAIN! Bummer!! I'm just plain BUMMED OUT!!
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What happens if you don't have "saggy bums"? Jus' askin'.... cause I "ain't got NO bums at all!!" Flat as a pancake it is!! ... guess I'm SOL.... AGAIN! Bummer!! I'm just plain BUMMED OUT!!
They make fake buttcheeks for folks like you. They look much like the chicken cutlet looking boob enhancers, BUTT (ha!) the butt enhancers just go in your undies (some may strap on) and WALA! you have a booty.
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my never ending faith in humanity is now a source of hilarity to me. ripped off to the tune of $300, almost out of coffee, and definitely out of ideas...

all i can do is laugh

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my never ending faith in humanity is now a source of hilarity to me. ripped off to the tune of $300, almost out of coffee, and definitely out of ideas...

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Old 04-07-2013, 10:17 PM   #7
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Today while shaving my scruffy face , I had my music blasting and my wife comes in and sits down watching me .
This was one of those you had to be there moments to get the funny factor.
Shes 27 and Im 37 so a lil Generation gap :

My woman : baby, what in the heck are you Listening to ?

Me: psychedelic furs

My woman : who ?

Me : baby this music is the best , They were a great band

New Song

My woman : Geez , what is this Song now , its horrible

Me : dollbabe , this is the smiths now and what are you talking about , this Song is awesome

Now im in the shower and I say ...

Baby i know you m know this Song ( it was by aha )

My woman : baby , Youre such an old man ( as She is laughing )

My woman : OH LORD JESUS , BABY IS THAT A SYNTHASIZOR AND KEYBOARDS IN THE BACKGROUND !!!!!!!!!

Haha it was funny really if you heard the convo in person

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They make fake buttcheeks for folks like you. They look much like the chicken cutlet looking boob enhancers, BUTT (ha!) the butt enhancers just go in your undies (some may strap on) and WALA! you have a booty.
Geeeeee thanks!!! But I can't see myself like my "little gramma", wearing falsies!!

You, Gemmie, CRACK ME UP!!!
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My friends when I see them. So ones that are popping out to me are how one of them said at the sight of fighter jets due to Drill Weekend:

"They should land and **** me!"

my response?

"I was thinking the same thing."

*insert horrible attempt at a high five*

& this gem:

"Wow, that is a deep filing cabinet!"
"That's what she said!"

Yes We joke around like teenage boys. It is entertaining
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In Memory-Tim Conway, Harvey Korman, and Dinah Shore. Lol
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