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[Anomaly]

Hello all, thought I'd check in here since I'm new here. Let's see, you should ask someone what they drink before you ask them what they do, but what I do is work in a gay bar where I ask people what they drink all night long. Sometimes I go into workaholic mode and work 10 shifts a week, and people will tease me that they never let me go home, and I just have a cot in the basement of the bar, and I say "It's more like a filthy mattress, really."

But the truth is my dog, my 2 cats, and I have a big house to spread out in, and now that it's getting nice, and I'm down to normal work hours, I'm trying to find something to do with myself. I'm feeling more human (or animal) with every 1 degree rise in temperatures outside.

I live in a small town where sexuality and sexual dynamics are misunderstood, and this leads to all kinds of comic misadventures. I find myself explaining myself every day that I go out in public, so I thought I'd try spilling some ideas here, where we at least understand some basic things about butch/femme, such as NO I would not rather just be with a guy!

And, I don't know, maybe find someone sexy and masculine to flirt with. That'd be nice. My heels and I caused a traffic accident once, so I guess I'm kinda pretty. Haha, that was a good day. My shiny faux snake skin heels and I just kept walking away from the sounds of metal on metal. I laughed out loud. Is that so wrong?