Sarcasm, Scathing Witticisms & Uninspiring Quotes

[Wolfsong]

So the other day we stopped by my mom's house to drop off her dog, who we were watching while she and pop were out of town. As I stepped out of the car I was greeted by a pack of 6 year olds riding their bikes down the street shepherded by a man who appeared to be in his mid-late 20s. He was riding a bike with the baby tow tent on wheels thing you see so many parents using. His shorts had slipped down in back to reveal a full......not partial......not plumber's crack......but full moon. Here's what transpired after that;

Wolf; "Excuse me sir but you may want to pull your shorts up a bit."
Guy; "What? WTF did you just say to me?"

Angry and spoiling for a fight......sigh.......no good deed goes unpunished

Wolf; "I said Sir that your shorts have fallen in the back and I was trying to save you the embarrassment of exposing yourself."
Guy, who suddenly realized that I was a woman and speaks in a more reasonable yet still annoyed tone: "I'm not embarrassed if my ass shows."
Wolf, said mildly: " Clearly not. Well it's a fine ass Sir."
Guy; "Thank you."
Wolf; "Just like the rest of you. Enjoy your ride Sir, it's a beautiful day for it."