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08-04-2013, 11:53 AM
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A Very Protective BIG Daddy... 
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God forgive me but I thought this was funny....
So, the Three Wise Men have arrived in Bethlehem, and have found the stable with Mary, Joseph, and Jesus. As the enter the stable, the 1st Wise Man ducks through the low door, turns his head and calls over his should "Heads up, low beam". The 2nd Wise Man ducks as well, but doesn't warn the Wise Man following, who walks straight into the knotty pine beam. "Jesus Christ!!" he exclaims, slapping a hand to his bruised forehead.
"You know, I like that better than Irving!" Mary says to Joseph.... |
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05-05-2014, 06:42 AM
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Superlative Soul Sister
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Moving in a single file and sometimes a sinner. 
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What's the difference between a dog and a fox?
Five drinks. |
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05-05-2014, 08:14 AM
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Practically Lives Here
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She, as in 'She's a GEM' 
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05-05-2014, 09:01 AM
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He can till my field. 
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Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria.
Socks can eat any place they want. 
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05-05-2014, 03:39 PM
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05-05-2014, 04:35 PM
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Hair Pulling...... not just for preschoolers. 
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05-05-2014, 08:39 PM
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Hair Pulling...... not just for preschoolers.
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