Corny jokes

Janstevie · 08-07-2013, 10:13 AM

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.

Mopsie · 08-07-2013, 10:36 AM

Why was the belt arrested?

It held up a pair of pants.

Cid · 08-07-2013, 10:46 AM

Guy and a giraffe go into a bar. The giraffe goes to sleep on the floor.
Next guy comes in and says, "who's that lyin' on the floor?"
Bartender says,"that's no lion, it's a giraffe."

deb0670 · 08-07-2013, 11:42 AM

Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Cause if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.

Mopsie · 08-07-2013, 03:45 PM

What did one mushroom say to the other mushroom at the end of their first date?

You're a fungi!

Mopsie · 08-08-2013, 08:29 AM

Why are there gates around cemeteries?

Because people are dying to get in.

Janstevie · 08-08-2013, 11:19 AM

I went to a seafood disco last week…and pulled a muscle.

08-07-2013, 10:36 AM	#2
Mopsie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Female ones Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Shenandoah Valley Virginia Posts: 4,769 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 36,246 Thanked 8,551 Times in 1,856 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	^^^ that one reminds me of this one ... Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants.

08-07-2013, 10:46 AM	#3
Cid Member How Do You Identify?: ultra femme princess Preferred Pronoun?: she, lady..whichever Relationship Status: waiting for the right one Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Don't follow me, I'm lost. Posts: 807 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,627 Thanked 2,731 Times in 632 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	Guy and a giraffe go into a bar. The giraffe goes to sleep on the floor. Next guy comes in and says, "who's that lyin' on the floor?" Bartender says,"that's no lion, it's a giraffe." __________________ Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain.

08-07-2013, 11:42 AM	#4
deb0670 Member How Do You Identify?: femme/ baby girl Preferred Pronoun?: she,her Relationship Status: Single Join Date: May 2010 Location: Illinois Posts: 1,348 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 24,520 Thanked 6,026 Times in 1,189 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Why does a chicken coop have two doors? Cause if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan. __________________ Remember the lessons, forget the details. Use the stumbling blocks of the past as stepping stones to help build the future.

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08-07-2013, 10:13 AM	#1
Janstevie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Soft Butch Relationship Status: single Join Date: May 2010 Location: England Posts: 1,814 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 112 Thanked 1,331 Times in 411 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.

08-07-2013, 03:45 PM	#5
Mopsie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Female ones Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Shenandoah Valley Virginia Posts: 4,769 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 36,246 Thanked 8,551 Times in 1,856 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	What did one mushroom say to the other mushroom at the end of their first date? You're a fungi!

08-08-2013, 08:29 AM	#6
Mopsie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Female ones Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Shenandoah Valley Virginia Posts: 4,769 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 36,246 Thanked 8,551 Times in 1,856 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Why are there gates around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in.

08-08-2013, 11:19 AM	#7
Janstevie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Soft Butch Relationship Status: single Join Date: May 2010 Location: England Posts: 1,814 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 112 Thanked 1,331 Times in 411 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I went to a seafood disco last week…and pulled a muscle.