What Cracked You Up Today?

TruTexan · 08-21-2013, 03:12 PM

Walked out my front door to see that my neighbor had a huge painted metal rooster in her flower bed..........lmao it's cute.

LeftWriteFemme · 08-21-2013, 10:57 PM

Bèsame* · 08-27-2013, 10:40 PM

Oh my goodness..I was so busted. I just had to go with the flow..

Hadn't had a customer in the store for a few hours, so I started trying on clothes. I had slipped a dress on over what I was wearing and then it happened. Customer came in. I kinda hid behind some mannequins, but she came right to me. I helped this customer, with a teal short dress on over my long pink dress. Oh, I'm sure she questioned my fashion sense. But it didn't help, when my co Mgr came out and tried not to laugh.

Yes , I admit it. Sometimes I'm a dork!

PoeticSilence · 08-29-2013, 02:45 PM

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cinnamongrrl · 08-31-2013, 08:40 PM

sooo

I was walking down the hall at the assisted living facility where my client lives...

I passed by these two older gentlemen that I am friendly with (we share a love of the Patriots). They were engaged in a conversation with someone else so I didn't stop...I just barely got buy and S***** says, "Now THAT one..." and pauses as I walk further away down the hallway, then continues "she is va va voom..." and made a remark about my ummmm lady assets...

Funny how as we age we again forget how sound travels!
....but ummm... thank you boys

08-21-2013, 10:57 PM	#2
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08-27-2013, 10:40 PM	#3
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08-29-2013, 02:45 PM	#4
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08-31-2013, 08:40 PM	#5
cinnamongrrl Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?: wild woman Relationship Status: No, thank you. Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Home in NC..gonna dig in like a tick this time… Posts: 7,665 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 15,247 Thanked 27,604 Times in 6,959 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	sooo I was walking down the hall at the assisted living facility where my client lives... I passed by these two older gentlemen that I am friendly with (we share a love of the Patriots). They were engaged in a conversation with someone else so I didn't stop...I just barely got buy and S***** says, "Now THAT one..." and pauses as I walk further away down the hallway, then continues "she is va va voom..." and made a remark about my ummmm lady assets... Funny how as we age we again forget how sound travels! ....but ummm... thank you boys __________________

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08-21-2013, 03:12 PM	#1
TruTexan Senior Member How Do You Identify?: lesbian butch Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: in a one horse town in a large state, in the U.S. Posts: 3,952 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,112 Thanked 5,268 Times in 1,633 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	Walked out my front door to see that my neighbor had a huge painted metal rooster in her flower bed..........lmao it's cute.