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Old 09-06-2013, 08:33 PM   #1
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Neighbor comes over to greet us this evening ......

N: you need to keep your cat Buddy at home at night!

Roomie : oh? Why is that?

N: she came over and got in bed with our friend ....

R: really?

N: ya, she shit all over him while he was passed out from drinking and fell asleep on him and the shit!


We explained that Buddy is not allowed out at night. The big grey feral male must have done it.
Maybe he drank the last beer.
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Old 09-07-2013, 09:59 AM   #2
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When I get up in the morning one cat must go outside for a territory check immediately (screaming at me). One cat must have breakfast right away (screaming at me) and the baby kitty laughs while I run around the house playing nursemaid to the other two cats.

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The last couple days the pup has got to go with me to pick up and take momma to work. She loves to go for car rides. She pants though a lot in the car and I keep reminding her she needs to drink more water at home. As soon as we get home, to the water she goes. lol She is fast asleep right now on her Scooby doo pink blankie and earlier she was snuggled next to me and put her paw on me. soooo cute. I'll be waking her soon for a walk to go wee.

yesterday she got a nice oatmeal bath and smells sooo fresh. I call her oatmeal now. haha.
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While looking at the status of the shoes I ordered from Amazon yesterday, it occurred to me that I may need a shoe safe. I have replaced the shoe below two times now, because Obi finds the straps to be magically chewlicious.



Yes, I realize that I am responsible for the destruction. I know better than to leave them within range of his mouth.

Recently, because Obi is one of two dogs that I share custody of with the ex, I was informed that his step-mother, Allison, had described Obi as a new form of shoe credit card. She says that every time he finds a shoe and destroys it, she gets to utilize the Obi credit card (meaning Hayden's credit card), and buy a new pair of shoes. Apparently, she is not as attached to her shoes as I am.

I think Allison is pretty funny, as long as she does not suggest involving my credit card.



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My mini dapple stole my wallet out of my purse in the middle of the night! I found it in her special hiding spot under the sofa...
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When I was outside spraying the yard, Sally wasnt in here chewing on the bedspread or my chair or even my shoes, she was laying in her kennel, chilling.

The door was wide open so she didnt *have* to be in there; but when I came inside and the other 2 came running at me, I washed my hands, went looking for her, and found her in her kennel waiting for me to "let her out."

Such a good girl!
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A few moments ago, Chessie noticed that his stuffingless fox was on top of the 4 foot high barrister case that my flat screen TV sits on, I just watched in slow motion horror as he stood on his hind legs, tipped the barrister case backwards, and the television crashed upside down onto the floor.

Thankfully the dog, barrister case, and television are all intact. I have no idea why, but they are. I am very grateful. I am also happy to report that I did not suffer a stroke, despite the sinking feeling in my chest and stomach. I hope the neighbors don't think someone was killing me over here, because I am certain that is what the screaming sounded like.
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