The ABC Game - Page 5

NotAnAverageGuy · 11-18-2009, 10:28 PM

And I get to start the sentences over again

Diva · 11-18-2009, 10:54 PM

.....Because You're special that way!

Gemme · 11-18-2009, 11:05 PM

Can someone pass the popcorn? I'm watching Glee!

Diva · 11-18-2009, 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemme

Can someone pass the popcorn? I'm watching Glee!

Do you want buttah with that?

Gemme · 11-18-2009, 11:10 PM

Everything tastes bettah with buttah.

Diva · 11-18-2009, 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemme

Everything tastes bettah with buttah.

For sure!!

NotAnAverageGuy · 11-18-2009, 11:13 PM

For sure pass the butter please *nom nom*

Gemme · 11-18-2009, 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva

For sure!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by NotAnAverageGuy

For sure pass the butter please *nom nom*

Good. I agree.

scootebaby · 11-18-2009, 11:16 PM

gee can i get some?? please?

Diva · 11-18-2009, 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemme

Good. I agree.

Here we go again!

scootebaby · 11-18-2009, 11:17 PM

i seem to be behind oops

Gemme · 11-18-2009, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by scootebaby

i seem to be behind oops

Just try to keep up, okay?

Softhearted · 11-18-2009, 11:26 PM

Ka-Ka-Ka-Katy, beautiful Katy,
You're the only g-g-g-girl that I adore (oh, not again, stuck with a song in my head for the rest of the week!)

Gemme · 11-18-2009, 11:31 PM

Lucky am I, that I do not have that song in my head.

JustLovelyJenn · 11-19-2009, 12:45 AM

Many, many songs are usually stuck in my head. Yesterday it was Bette Midler songs.

Diva · 11-19-2009, 01:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustLovelyJenn

Many, many songs are usually stuck in my head. Yesterday it was Bette Midler songs.

NOW, would You like the Oscar Meyer Weiner song?

Dean Thoreau · 11-19-2009, 02:28 PM

Oh!!!!!! Please not the weiner song............... perhaps a little ABC poem instead:

New Alphabet
A is for apple, and B is for boat,
That used to be right, but now it won't float!
Age before beauty is what we once said,
But let's be a bit more realistic instead.

Now
The Alphabet:

A's for arthritis;
B's the bad back,
C's the chest pains,
perhaps car-d-iac?

D is for dental decay and decline,
E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!
F is for fissures and fluid retention,
G is for gas which I'd rather not mention.

H . high blood pressure--I'd rather it low;
I . for incisions with scars you can show.
J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,
K is for knees that crack when they bend.
L for libido, what happened to sex?
M is for memory, I forget what comes next.
N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;
O is for osteo, bones that don't grow!

P for prescriptions, I have quite a few,
just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!
Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.

S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears,
T is for Tinnitus; bells in my ears!
U is for urinary; troubles with flow;
V for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know.

W for worry, N OW what's going 'round?
X is for X ray, and what might be found.
Y for another year I'm left here behind,
Z is for zest I still have-- in my mind.

I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed,
and I'm keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed!!!

JustLovelyJenn · 11-19-2009, 07:21 PM

Perfect poems!! I couldn't stop laughing... I will be sharing this one with my father... the walking medicine cabinet...

Dean Thoreau · 11-19-2009, 08:00 PM

Quintessential gentlebutches always say "Excuse me" when they

Gemme · 11-20-2009, 02:36 PM

Rock operas are on my mind this afternoon.

11-18-2009, 11:05 PM	#83
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11-18-2009, 11:10 PM	#85
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11-18-2009, 11:31 PM	#94
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11-19-2009, 12:45 AM	#95
JustLovelyJenn Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She/her Relationship Status: That's Need to Know Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Aberdeen, WA Posts: 4,478 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 12,464 Thanked 13,994 Times in 3,685 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	Many, many songs are usually stuck in my head. Yesterday it was Bette Midler songs. __________________ --Jenn

11-19-2009, 02:28 PM	#97
Dean Thoreau Member How Do You Identify?: Ftm - Male- exfemale Preferred Pronoun?: He’s Him Relationship Status: Has a gf Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Philadelphia pa Posts: 889 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 251 Thanked 760 Times in 219 Posts Rep Power: 4529749	Oh!!!!!! Please not the weiner song............... perhaps a little ABC poem instead: New Alphabet A is for apple, and B is for boat, That used to be right, but now it won't float! Age before beauty is what we once said, But let's be a bit more realistic instead. Now The Alphabet: A's for arthritis; B's the bad back, C's the chest pains, perhaps car-d-iac? D is for dental decay and decline, E is for eyesight, can't read that top line! F is for fissures and fluid retention, G is for gas which I'd rather not mention. H . high blood pressure--I'd rather it low; I . for incisions with scars you can show. J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend, K is for knees that crack when they bend. L for libido, what happened to sex? M is for memory, I forget what comes next. N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low; O is for osteo, bones that don't grow! P for prescriptions, I have quite a few, just give me a pill and I'll be good as new! Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu? R is for reflux, one meal turns to two. S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears, T is for Tinnitus; bells in my ears! U is for urinary; troubles with flow; V for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know. W for worry, N OW what's going 'round? X is for X ray, and what might be found. Y for another year I'm left here behind, Z is for zest I still have-- in my mind. I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed, and I'm keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed!!! __________________ Dean Thoreau

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NotAnAverageGuy Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Trans Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 1,723 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 109 Thanked 282 Times in 178 Posts Rep Power: 0	For sure pass the butter please nom nom

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Softhearted Member How Do You Identify?: --- Preferred Pronoun?: ---- Relationship Status: --- Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: --- Posts: 298 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 454 Thanked 285 Times in 109 Posts Rep Power: 1556234	Ka-Ka-Ka-Katy, beautiful Katy, You're the only g-g-g-girl that I adore (oh, not again, stuck with a song in my head for the rest of the week!)

11-19-2009, 07:21 PM	#98
JustLovelyJenn Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She/her Relationship Status: That's Need to Know Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Aberdeen, WA Posts: 4,478 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 12,464 Thanked 13,994 Times in 3,685 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	Perfect poems!! I couldn't stop laughing... I will be sharing this one with my father... the walking medicine cabinet... __________________ --Jenn

11-19-2009, 08:00 PM	#99
Dean Thoreau Member How Do You Identify?: Ftm - Male- exfemale Preferred Pronoun?: He’s Him Relationship Status: Has a gf Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Philadelphia pa Posts: 889 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 251 Thanked 760 Times in 219 Posts Rep Power: 4529749	Quintessential gentlebutches always say "Excuse me" when they __________________ Dean Thoreau

11-20-2009, 02:36 PM	#100
Gemme Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?: She, as in 'She's a GEM' Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The roads are narrow here Posts: 36,631 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 182,498 Thanked 108,082 Times in 25,668 Posts Rep Power: 21474888	Rock operas are on my mind this afternoon. __________________ Gemme's Journal I'm misunderestimated.

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