Things you should never say on a date.

deb_U_taunt · 09-19-2013, 04:23 PM

"Don’t Google me."

imperfect_cupcake · 09-19-2013, 04:50 PM

Pretty much most of the things I say.

Nat · 09-19-2013, 05:09 PM

"I don't believe in tipping."

SleepyButch · 09-19-2013, 05:24 PM

“I’ve never dated someone less attractive than I am before.”

deb_U_taunt · 09-19-2013, 05:44 PM

"Can we stop by my mamas house on the way? I need to get some money."

Nat · 09-19-2013, 05:57 PM

"I hate to ask, but my ex needs $50 for gas money..."

(it happened!)

macele · 09-19-2013, 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by deb_U_taunt

"Can we stop by my mamas house on the way? I need to get some money."

i think i should say this just for the hell of it LOL. too funny. just to see the expression.

Gemme · 09-19-2013, 06:57 PM

"I forgot my wallet. You got this, right?"

Yup. It happened.

Sweet Bliss · 09-20-2013, 09:15 PM

Me: So, you never mentioned my new haircut. Do you. Like it? You can see my natural blonde streaks now.

Her: It's awful. I hate it. Looks like shit.

I focused on the live band.

Several minutes pass.

Her: Did I hurt your feelings.

Me: No, it's my hair I like it short. When menopause hit I lost 2/3 of my hair. I can't wear it long anymore. I don't have hundreds of dollars to look like a diva.

Her : you look like a man.

Me:

SleepyButch · 09-20-2013, 09:21 PM

"What's your name again?"

Mopsie · 09-21-2013, 05:45 AM

Nothing at all.

It was like trying to have a conversation with a pet rock.

Since I'm a social worker I went to my typical work mode of asking open-ended questions to prompt conversation. My schizophrenic clients are much better company!

And then she wanted a second date.

Bad_boi · 09-21-2013, 07:11 AM

The worst date I was on was back when I presented as female. We went to a movie then back to her house. She wanted me to see her room and she had raver beads with nazi symbols on them. Needless to say, she did not get a second date.

cutiepie · 09-19-2013, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by honeybarbara

Pretty much most of the things I say.

Sounds like you would be a fun date. A little trouble doesn't usually hurt too much.

WheatToast · 08-27-2018, 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by deb_U_taunt

"Don’t Google me."

''

It's a red beauty mark, not a cold sore. Hey, mind if I use your Chapstick?

or

Smell this--does it smell infected?

or

I wish this place served mutton. Ever try it? I could eat it 7 days a week.

or

I don't smoke cigarettes, they're gross. I like cigars! Want a puff?

09-19-2013, 05:09 PM	#3
Nat Senior Member How Do You Identify?: bigender (DID System) Preferred Pronoun?: he/him or alter-specific Relationship Status: Unavailable Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Central TX Posts: 3,537 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,047 Thanked 13,971 Times in 2,591 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	"I don't believe in tipping." __________________ I'm a fountain of blood. In the shape of a girl. - Bjork What is to give light must endure burning. -Viktor Frankl

09-19-2013, 05:24 PM	#4
SleepyButch Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Dude Preferred Pronoun?: He, Him Relationship Status: Taken Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Hidden Valley Ranch Posts: 3,511 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,220 Thanked 11,248 Times in 2,754 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	“I’ve never dated someone less attractive than I am before.” __________________ . You cannot embrace those things that will not embrace you back.

09-19-2013, 05:57 PM	#6
Nat Senior Member How Do You Identify?: bigender (DID System) Preferred Pronoun?: he/him or alter-specific Relationship Status: Unavailable Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Central TX Posts: 3,537 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,047 Thanked 13,971 Times in 2,591 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	"I hate to ask, but my ex needs $50 for gas money..." (it happened!) __________________ I'm a fountain of blood. In the shape of a girl. - Bjork What is to give light must endure burning. -Viktor Frankl

09-19-2013, 06:57 PM	#8
Gemme Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?: She, as in 'She's a GEM' Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The roads are narrow here Posts: 36,631 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 182,498 Thanked 107,957 Times in 25,668 Posts Rep Power: 21474888	"I forgot my wallet. You got this, right?" Yup. It happened. __________________ Gemme's Journal I'm misunderestimated.

09-20-2013, 09:21 PM	#10
SleepyButch Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Dude Preferred Pronoun?: He, Him Relationship Status: Taken Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Hidden Valley Ranch Posts: 3,511 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,220 Thanked 11,248 Times in 2,754 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	"What's your name again?" __________________ . You cannot embrace those things that will not embrace you back.

09-19-2013, 04:23 PM	#1
deb_U_taunt Senior Member How Do You Identify?: ........ Join Date: May 2011 Location: ....... Posts: 1,748 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,324 Thanked 5,255 Times in 1,361 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	"Don’t Google me."

09-19-2013, 04:50 PM	#2
imperfect_cupcake Senior Member How Do You Identify?: feminine dolly dyke Preferred Pronoun?: Your Grace Relationship Status: I put my own care first Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: In a gauze of mystery Posts: 1,776 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,426 Thanked 9,712 Times in 1,611 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Pretty much most of the things I say.

09-19-2013, 05:44 PM	#5
deb_U_taunt Senior Member How Do You Identify?: ........ Join Date: May 2011 Location: ....... Posts: 1,748 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,324 Thanked 5,255 Times in 1,361 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	"Can we stop by my mamas house on the way? I need to get some money."

09-20-2013, 09:15 PM	#9
Sweet Bliss Senior Member How Do You Identify?: I Am Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: solo Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: the Beach, Pacific side Posts: 4,160 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,354 Thanked 7,268 Times in 2,159 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	Me: So, you never mentioned my new haircut. Do you. Like it? You can see my natural blonde streaks now. Her: It's awful. I hate it. Looks like shit. I focused on the live band. Several minutes pass. Her: Did I hurt your feelings. Me: No, it's my hair I like it short. When menopause hit I lost 2/3 of my hair. I can't wear it long anymore. I don't have hundreds of dollars to look like a diva. Her : you look like a man. Me:

09-21-2013, 05:45 AM	#11
Mopsie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Female ones Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Shenandoah Valley Virginia Posts: 4,769 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 36,246 Thanked 8,552 Times in 1,856 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Nothing at all. It was like trying to have a conversation with a pet rock. Since I'm a social worker I went to my typical work mode of asking open-ended questions to prompt conversation. My schizophrenic clients are much better company! And then she wanted a second date.

09-21-2013, 07:11 AM	#12
Bad_boi Member How Do You Identify?: Transman (male) Preferred Pronoun?: He, Him, His ect. Relationship Status: Handsome bastard. Tournaments Won: 1 Join Date: May 2010 Location: Seattle Posts: 727 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 122 Thanked 1,824 Times in 499 Posts Rep Power: 0	The worst date I was on was back when I presented as female. We went to a movie then back to her house. She wanted me to see her room and she had raver beads with nazi symbols on them. Needless to say, she did not get a second date.

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