Things you should never say on a date.

easygoingfemme · 09-23-2013, 07:46 PM

In high school, I had a guy lick the side of my face on a first "date". Chin to forehead. I believe it was all non-verbal communication, but still, should be outlawed.

deb_U_taunt · 09-25-2013, 12:47 PM

09-25-2013, 01:41 PM

Is your Mom hot too?
Can she join us?

Never had much luck with those to be honest

hagster · 09-25-2013, 03:09 PM

Halfway through a first (and only) date, which I thought was going very well, she started a sentence with, "My girlfriend..." What what whaaaat?

The first time I was bold enough to actually do the asking out (someone who had spent weeks overtly flirting with me), the gal stopped talking over our drinks to breathe and say, staring at my chest, "If I were a lesbian..." and something about wanting to bury her head there and do things. I pulled my top up to my throat and made sure it never slipped anywhere close to cleavage again. She spent dinner talking about, quite graphically, her sexual exploits with past boyfriends. That was a disgusting nightmare of a date, that unfortunately didn't end at dinner itself. As I drove her home, she wanted details of whether I was a 'giver' or 'receiver' and what her preferences were. I laugh now but I needed a shower. And yes, I made her pay her portion for dinner, which she was not expecting.

~baby~doll~ · 09-25-2013, 03:24 PM

OH remind me I need to pick up some candy for my girlfriend.

Heavenleahangel · 09-25-2013, 03:45 PM

I took out all the sex toys I've accumulated over the years. Wanna go back to my place and try some out? We will have to stop and buy some lube, though. Some of them are really big!

(I would drop this fool off at a bus stop if someone said this to me. I always drive until I am comfortable with someone.)

Heavenleahangel · 09-25-2013, 03:50 PM

"....I'm glad my ex tested negative for ______ this time. I hate trying to get rid of all the crap she keeps giving me!

09-23-2013, 07:46 PM	#1
easygoingfemme Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Lil' Miss Sassy Pants Preferred Pronoun?: She/her Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: My place by the river Posts: 3,692 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 7,023 Thanked 14,964 Times in 3,316 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	In high school, I had a guy lick the side of my face on a first "date". Chin to forehead. I believe it was all non-verbal communication, but still, should be outlawed. Last edited by easygoingfemme; 09-23-2013 at 07:59 PM.

09-25-2013, 03:09 PM	#4
hagster Member How Do You Identify?: Nothing to see here, folks. Relationship Status: prison lesbian Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: X Posts: 148 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 361 Thanked 369 Times in 113 Posts Rep Power: 5088124	Fortunately they're not all like this Halfway through a first (and only) date, which I thought was going very well, she started a sentence with, "My girlfriend..." What what whaaaat? The first time I was bold enough to actually do the asking out (someone who had spent weeks overtly flirting with me), the gal stopped talking over our drinks to breathe and say, staring at my chest, "If I were a lesbian..." and something about wanting to bury her head there and do things. I pulled my top up to my throat and made sure it never slipped anywhere close to cleavage again. She spent dinner talking about, quite graphically, her sexual exploits with past boyfriends. That was a disgusting nightmare of a date, that unfortunately didn't end at dinner itself. As I drove her home, she wanted details of whether I was a 'giver' or 'receiver' and what her preferences were. I laugh now but I needed a shower. And yes, I made her pay her portion for dinner, which she was not expecting.

09-25-2013, 03:24 PM	#5
~baby~doll~ Member How Do You Identify?: femme-bottom, lesbian, queer Preferred Pronoun?: feminine ones Relationship Status: Leather polyamorous family Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: with HER Posts: 1,110 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,494 Thanked 2,857 Times in 905 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	OH remind me I need to pick up some candy for my girlfriend. __________________ i will wait to love You. i will wait another day For You i'd leave all this behind. i will wait for you tonight. iwill waste another dream on You Always run to You. Uh Huh Her

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Heavenleahangel Member How Do You Identify?: OFOS Femme; Earth bound Angel and Babygirl; Preferred Pronoun?: She, Angel, as long as it's respectful Relationship Status: Waiting for the One who can complete me Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Albany, NY~but originally from Georgia Posts: 562 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,257 Thanked 2,068 Times in 468 Posts Rep Power: 18675554	I took out all the sex toys I've accumulated over the years. Wanna go back to my place and try some out? We will have to stop and buy some lube, though. Some of them are really big! (I would drop this fool off at a bus stop if someone said this to me. I always drive until I am comfortable with someone.) __________________ Sweet Georgia Peach

09-25-2013, 03:50 PM	#7
Heavenleahangel Member How Do You Identify?: OFOS Femme; Earth bound Angel and Babygirl; Preferred Pronoun?: She, Angel, as long as it's respectful Relationship Status: Waiting for the One who can complete me Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Albany, NY~but originally from Georgia Posts: 562 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,257 Thanked 2,068 Times in 468 Posts Rep Power: 18675554	"....I'm glad my ex tested negative for ______ this time. I hate trying to get rid of all the crap she keeps giving me! __________________ Sweet Georgia Peach

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09-25-2013, 01:41 PM	#3
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