Things you should never say on a date.

Heavenleahangel · 09-25-2013, 03:45 PM

I took out all the sex toys I've accumulated over the years. Wanna go back to my place and try some out? We will have to stop and buy some lube, though. Some of them are really big!

(I would drop this fool off at a bus stop if someone said this to me. I always drive until I am comfortable with someone.)

Heavenleahangel · 09-25-2013, 03:50 PM

"....I'm glad my ex tested negative for ______ this time. I hate trying to get rid of all the crap she keeps giving me!

Sweet Bliss · 09-25-2013, 06:47 PM

Another winner.

Why don't you lose some weight and exercise? I would think you would want to look your best if you are going to date people.

Me: I've already dropped over 100 pounds, can bench 120 lbs, too bad you can't do that with your personality.

I think the zombie apocalypse is already here.

09-25-2013, 03:45 PM	#1
Heavenleahangel Member How Do You Identify?: OFOS Femme; Earth bound Angel and Babygirl; Preferred Pronoun?: She, Angel, as long as it's respectful Relationship Status: Waiting for the One who can complete me Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Albany, NY~but originally from Georgia Posts: 562 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,257 Thanked 2,069 Times in 468 Posts Rep Power: 18675554	I took out all the sex toys I've accumulated over the years. Wanna go back to my place and try some out? We will have to stop and buy some lube, though. Some of them are really big! (I would drop this fool off at a bus stop if someone said this to me. I always drive until I am comfortable with someone.) __________________ Sweet Georgia Peach

09-25-2013, 03:50 PM	#2
Heavenleahangel Member How Do You Identify?: OFOS Femme; Earth bound Angel and Babygirl; Preferred Pronoun?: She, Angel, as long as it's respectful Relationship Status: Waiting for the One who can complete me Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Albany, NY~but originally from Georgia Posts: 562 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,257 Thanked 2,069 Times in 468 Posts Rep Power: 18675554	"....I'm glad my ex tested negative for ______ this time. I hate trying to get rid of all the crap she keeps giving me! __________________ Sweet Georgia Peach

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09-25-2013, 06:47 PM	#3
Sweet Bliss Senior Member How Do You Identify?: I Am Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: solo Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: the Beach, Pacific side Posts: 4,160 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,354 Thanked 7,268 Times in 2,159 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	Another winner. Why don't you lose some weight and exercise? I would think you would want to look your best if you are going to date people. Me: I've already dropped over 100 pounds, can bench 120 lbs, too bad you can't do that with your personality. I think the zombie apocalypse is already here.