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Old 10-11-2013, 03:19 AM   #1
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I don't know how a 12 pound cat manages to sound like a herd of elephants running down the hall at 4 AM, but mine does.
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My poodle Jacques brought his woobie to bed with him for the first time ever...
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I don't know how a 12 pound cat manages to sound like a herd of elephants running down the hall at 4 AM, but mine does.

I have a 25 pounder that does this very same thing. His romping up and down the hall sounds like a herd of elephants, but his voice sounds like a lion. Especially in a silent house between the hours of 11pm and 5:30am.
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My dogs shared my butternut squash with me! This bodes well, since I have a recipe for butternut squash dog treats I want to make them They are all natural and I can make them small for their little bitty mouths
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I make Blossom and Rosie's food homemade and it is frozen or refrigerated. So, every evening I warm it up a bit in the microwave. I ordered little green
bowls that degrade properly. Plus I could get 600 of them for a reasonable price.

Well Rosie is right on that..every night after she eats her dinner she chews up the bowl and leaves little pieces everywhere except for the pieces she swallows.


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Freak out when I try to brush her tummy
Tummy tumms are for rubbing not brushing,

her little nipples are under her fur...ouch!
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Had a dream I was running with a football under my arm and woke up laying on my back with my cat tucked under my arm against my side like a football.
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