Two Truths and a Lie: The Online Version

[Gráinne]

Originally Posted by Miss Tick

Maybe you don't love modern art?

I once worked as a dog officer

I ate an entire watermelon by myself.

My grandfather on my father's side came to the US from the Azores on a whaling boat when he was 16.

Miss Tick was right! I have an art rule: If it looks like something I could do, I don't like it. Usually I don't "get" it. My house is all full of Impressionists and Romantics.

(As for Michael Jackson, he's buried in the Great Mausoleum at Forest Lawn. Anyone can go up to the door of the Holly Terrace section, peek in, and he's at the other end of the hall. I could enter due to my cousin who is interred in the same room. My great-uncle and aunt are also interred in the place. I don't know if I could take a tour of the whole building, though. Just for trivia, the public is allowed in the front door and into a large room there, and Elizabeth Taylor is interred right there, much less private.)

I don't think Miss Tick ate a whole watermelon .

[Cin]

Originally Posted by Gráinne

I don't think Miss Tick ate a whole watermelon .

LOL. You're right I did not. Although I imagine I could especially on a hot summer day sitting by the ocean catching some rays.

[Gemme]

Originally Posted by Miss Tick

LOL. You're right I did not. Although I imagine I could especially on a hot summer day sitting by the ocean catching some rays.

As a side note, I have.

Eaten a whole watermelon, that is.

Bloated like a whale, I was.

But I was a happy whale.

[Girl_On_Fire]

1. I regularly eat raw sauerkraut
2. I have a pet turtle
3. I'm the direct descendant of a Native American princess

[Luv]

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1. I regularly eat raw sauerkraut
2. I have a pet turtle
3. I'm the direct descendant of a Native American princess

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Raw souerkraut false?
My great grandfather was a circuit preacher in the TN hills and was killed by a drunk moonshiner.
I am an ordained minister. ..........................I have a huge crush on Julia Roberts.

[Gemme]

Originally Posted by Luv

Raw souerkraut false?
My great grandfather was a circuit preacher in the TN hills and was killed by a drunk moonshiner. <--this is a great story

I am an ordained minister. <--the lie?

I have a huge crush on Julia Roberts. <--who doesn't?

For your great grandfather's sake, I hope the first is a lie, but my official vote is for the second.

[Gemme]

My father was 5'11 3/4". My mother was 5'4". I am 5 ft.

I've met Daytona race car drivers through one of my jobs.

I have a giant paddle hanging on my living room wall.

[Luv]

Originally Posted by Gemme

For your great grandfather's sake, I hope the first is a lie, but my official vote is for the second.

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1st one is true..he came upon the moonshiner on his way to preach and started to tell him about the evils of liquor..the moonshiner was drunk..and started accusing him of being the law..shot him on the head and knocked him off his horse.Great grand dad was already elderly.......#2 is true..I am ordained

#3 sorry Julia..I'm more of a Valerie Bertinelli kinda butch

[Girl_On_Fire]

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1. I regularly eat raw sauerkraut
2. I have a pet turtle
3. I'm the direct descendant of a Native American princess

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Raw souerkraut false?

Nope. I can't get enough of the stuff. Guess again.

[Cin]

Originally Posted by Girl_On_Fire

I have a pet turtle

Is that the lie?

I like family dysfunctional ones. I got a million of em.. And it’s better than using my own dysfunctional ones. That’s using the old discretionary noggin.

My cousin robbed a bank with a toy gun.

My grandfather committed suicide by jumping off a bridge less than a year after my grandmother died.

My brother married a convicted murderer.