Two Truths and a Lie: The Online Version

[Cin]

Originally Posted by Gráinne

I don't think Miss Tick ate a whole watermelon .

LOL. You're right I did not. Although I imagine I could especially on a hot summer day sitting by the ocean catching some rays.

[Gemme]

Originally Posted by Miss Tick

LOL. You're right I did not. Although I imagine I could especially on a hot summer day sitting by the ocean catching some rays.

As a side note, I have.

Eaten a whole watermelon, that is.

Bloated like a whale, I was.

But I was a happy whale.

[Girl_On_Fire]

1. I regularly eat raw sauerkraut
2. I have a pet turtle
3. I'm the direct descendant of a Native American princess

[Luv]

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1. I regularly eat raw sauerkraut
2. I have a pet turtle
3. I'm the direct descendant of a Native American princess

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Raw souerkraut false?
My great grandfather was a circuit preacher in the TN hills and was killed by a drunk moonshiner.
I am an ordained minister. ..........................I have a huge crush on Julia Roberts.

[Gemme]

Originally Posted by Luv

Raw souerkraut false?
My great grandfather was a circuit preacher in the TN hills and was killed by a drunk moonshiner. <--this is a great story

I am an ordained minister. <--the lie?

I have a huge crush on Julia Roberts. <--who doesn't?

For your great grandfather's sake, I hope the first is a lie, but my official vote is for the second.

[Gemme]

My father was 5'11 3/4". My mother was 5'4". I am 5 ft.

I've met Daytona race car drivers through one of my jobs.

I have a giant paddle hanging on my living room wall.

[Ginger]

Originally Posted by Gemme

My father was 5'11 3/4". My mother was 5'4". I am 5 ft.

I've met Daytona race car drivers through one of my jobs.

I have a giant paddle hanging on my living room wall.

I think the third one is a lie, or maybe just wishful thinking.

Here are mine:

• I was just broken up with by a dying woman via her sister, because the kid doesn't want to see me and that "precludes you being a partner"
  
• I'm listening now to cheesy Music Choice stations on cable, hooked up to better speakers
  
• I'm reading at a theater next week with a filmmaker and two other performers I don't know

[cara]

Originally Posted by Gemme

My father was 5'11 3/4". My mother was 5'4". I am 5 ft.

I've met Daytona race car drivers through one of my jobs.

I have a giant paddle hanging on my living room wall.

I'm gonna guess #1 is a lie.

[Luv]

Originally Posted by Gemme

For your great grandfather's sake, I hope the first is a lie, but my official vote is for the second.

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1st one is true..he came upon the moonshiner on his way to preach and started to tell him about the evils of liquor..the moonshiner was drunk..and started accusing him of being the law..shot him on the head and knocked him off his horse.Great grand dad was already elderly.......#2 is true..I am ordained

#3 sorry Julia..I'm more of a Valerie Bertinelli kinda butch

[Girl_On_Fire]

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1. I regularly eat raw sauerkraut
2. I have a pet turtle
3. I'm the direct descendant of a Native American princess

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Raw souerkraut false?

Nope. I can't get enough of the stuff. Guess again.

[Cin]

Originally Posted by Girl_On_Fire

I have a pet turtle

Is that the lie?

I like family dysfunctional ones. I got a million of em.. And it’s better than using my own dysfunctional ones. That’s using the old discretionary noggin.

My cousin robbed a bank with a toy gun.

My grandfather committed suicide by jumping off a bridge less than a year after my grandmother died.

My brother married a convicted murderer.

[*Anya*]

Originally Posted by Miss Tick

Is that the lie?

I like family dysfunctional ones. I got a million of em.. And it’s better than using my own dysfunctional ones. That’s using the old discretionary noggin.

My cousin robbed a bank with a toy gun.

My grandfather committed suicide by jumping off a bridge less than a year after my grandmother died.

My brother married a convicted murderer.

I hesitate to say it but grandpa and the bridge?

If true, I am sorry.