The "Damn my socks are cute today!" thread.

[willow]

Originally Posted by Miss Tick

Well thank you. Although I can’t imagine any scenario where these would ever be useful for me. However it is the thought that counts. And it’s important that ped use of any variety be encouraged. Toward that end, here is another kind of ped that I would never ever in a million years need but might come in handy for others.

Well I'll be..... I have only seen these in toes only version, without the elastic. There really are socks for every and all occasion. Never will I wear these but I am now aware of their existence. I learned something new today

My sock rules are few but unyielding.

1. No repeating socks. Ever.
2. No shaking socks when taking them off. I have no wish to ingest your sweat encrusted foot skin particles once you have dispersed them into the atmosphere. Disgusting!
3. It is impossible to wash socks too often. It is ok to wear them for an hour, or less, then put the in the wash basket.
4. No wearing socks with holes in them. I do not care how at attached you are to said socks. Bin them.
5. No sock sharing. If you forget your own I will let you choose any pair from my extensive collection. They are yours now and I do not need them back. Ever.