Shit Heard Around this House!!

Sweet Bliss · 10-31-2013, 07:29 AM

Roomie enters room .... "hey, you left me with no toilet paper "

Me: OMG I'M so sorry! I meant to get a package, got distracted again!

Roomie : "No, problem I used your towel "

She didn't really .... but we got a good laugh out of it. Thank goddess for Kleenex.

ruffryder · 12-03-2013, 12:51 PM

Me to my babe as I open the package of cordial cherries: Can I open your cherries.

sofimichi · 12-03-2013, 01:29 PM

"The balls are wrong"
(The Xmas tree at my college put the big xmas decorations at the top and the smaller ones in the bottom, the tree looked terrible).

uglyboi · 12-17-2013, 05:00 PM

My niece and I last weekend, she wanted to know why I was late...

Me: "I had some errands to run."
Her: "I want to see Erin."
Me: "We will see Erin at Christmas."
Her: "Where is she?"
Me "She is in Iowa."
Her: "Is that far away?"
Me "Yes, its 15 hours from here."...
Her: "No wonder you were late!"
Me: "I had to run errands not go see Erin!"

12-17-2013, 05:00 PM	#4
uglyboi Member How Do You Identify?: As the 'The Bourne Identity' Preferred Pronoun?: Cheerful pessimist Relationship Status: Married Join Date: May 2011 Location: In a house we bought Posts: 411 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 294 Thanked 1,208 Times in 327 Posts Rep Power: 18936851	Erin My niece and I last weekend, she wanted to know why I was late... Me: "I had some errands to run." Her: "I want to see Erin." Me: "We will see Erin at Christmas." Her: "Where is she?" Me "She is in Iowa." Her: "Is that far away?" Me "Yes, its 15 hours from here."... Her: "No wonder you were late!" Me: "I had to run errands not go see Erin!"

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10-31-2013, 07:29 AM	#1
Sweet Bliss Senior Member How Do You Identify?: I Am Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: solo Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: the Beach, Pacific side Posts: 4,160 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,354 Thanked 7,268 Times in 2,159 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	Roomie enters room .... "hey, you left me with no toilet paper " Me: OMG I'M so sorry! I meant to get a package, got distracted again! Roomie : "No, problem I used your towel " She didn't really .... but we got a good laugh out of it. Thank goddess for Kleenex.

12-03-2013, 12:51 PM	#2
ruffryder Senior Member How Do You Identify?: FTM Preferred Pronoun?: guy ones Relationship Status: ... Join Date: May 2011 Location: chillin' in FL Posts: 3,690 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 21,951 Thanked 9,679 Times in 2,875 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Me to my babe as I open the package of cordial cherries: Can I open your cherries.

12-03-2013, 01:29 PM	#3
sofimichi Junior Member How Do You Identify?: Femmeinist Preferred Pronoun?: femenine ones, "hey you," etc. Relationship Status: Engaged! Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Missouri Posts: 37 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 27 Thanked 85 Times in 23 Posts Rep Power: 1722502	"The balls are wrong" (The Xmas tree at my college put the big xmas decorations at the top and the smaller ones in the bottom, the tree looked terrible).