It's a Conspiracy, I tells ya!

[Enchantress]

Originally Posted by Hack

For the last few years, we have had a random, lone wolverine running around in a region of Michigan. We haven't had one in the state in at least 200 years, and never one documented in modern wildlife management here. Well, a few weeks ago, it was found dead by a couple of hikers. It died of natural causes. I work for the state agency that handles wildlife management in Michigan, and we issued the report and along with it some genetic testing we had done on the animal to better determine its origins. Some guy out there disputes our findings and writes me 1000+ word emails every day with all his "research" and "proof" that disputes our findings. He wants me to run a retraction in every media outlet in the state.

Right.

All I'm saying is it's quite possible it was not the only Wolverine in Michigan...

Don't even get me started about the conspiracy theory I have concocted in my head regarding the swans and the Amber snails.

*blink*