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Guy jumps off Empire State building and on each floor as he goes by, people can hear him say "So far, so good".
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04-03-2014, 07:24 AM
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Not really a corny joke but.....
 it certainly qualifies for cuteness overload. Doncha think?  The seal is behaving in a "corny" fashion. Good enough for me.
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Hair Pulling...... not just for preschoolers.
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04-03-2014, 07:27 AM
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Hair Pulling...... not just for preschoolers.
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04-03-2014, 05:00 PM
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Did you know the urge to sing The Lion Sleeps Tonight is always a whim away?
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I’m here, I’m queer, sorry I’m late I overslept 
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04-03-2014, 07:31 PM
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04-04-2014, 05:50 PM
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Hair Pulling...... not just for preschoolers.
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04-04-2014, 06:31 PM
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True story...
My mom asks my dad: "what's on TV?"
My dad replies: "dust"...  Dad!!
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