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Xerox machine breaks down in office so Xerox repair called in.
Repair guy comes, looks at machine, kicks it... it works...he says : That will be $ 1 million dollars. They say, "Are you crazy???..a million dollars to kick the machine???" He says " No no, only one dollar to kick it, $999,999 for knowing where to kick." |
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