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			A woman calls her husband to tell him that their two sons want to go to the zoo, then a movie.  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	"That's too expensive," he says, "it's one or the other." "Okay, which one do you prefer?" The husband replies, "Mikey."  
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			Knock knock! 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Who's there? Little old lady? Little old lady who? Wow! I didn't know you could yodel! 
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			Why is turtle wax so expensive? 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	Because turtles have such tiny ears.  
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			How do you know if there's an elephant under your bed? 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			(Your head hits the ceiling!) How do you raise a baby elephant? (With a fork lift!) 
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			For my 6th grade Algebra  teacher, Ms. York.  
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			 What color socks do bears wear? (They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!) What do little penguins sing when their father brings fish home for dinner? (Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow!) 
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			Knock Knock! 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Don't cry, it's just me. Knock Knock! Who's there? Cowsgo. Cowsgo who? No they don't, cowsgo moo. 
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