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06-19-2014, 07:33 PM
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He can till my field. 
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Why should you never date a tennis player?
Because love means nothing to them. 
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06-20-2014, 01:29 AM
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OFOS Butch who desires femme company. Preferred Pronoun?:
Handsome devil you. 
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What happened when the cheese factory exploded?
De brie flew everywhere. 
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06-20-2014, 03:12 PM
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Infamous Member
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bitchboi Join Date: Aug 2011
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a hamburger walks into a bar and orders a beer.
barkeep looks at him and says "sorry mate, we don't serve food.
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be true, be you, be brave.
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06-21-2014, 07:11 AM
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Why are there band-aids in the refrigerator?
They're for the cold cuts.
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06-22-2014, 05:53 AM
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Handsome devil you.
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Darn kids! I had to take one to the hospital because somehow he got 6 plastic horses stuck up his ass. Doctors described his condition as stable.
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06-22-2014, 06:07 PM
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Handsome devil you.
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06-22-2014, 06:55 PM
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A white horse walks into a bar, he goes up to the counter and the bartender turns and says " Hey we have a whiskey named after you!" The horse replies " What? Kevin?"
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06-22-2014, 07:14 PM
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He can till my field.
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A twin came home from a late date and told her sister, "We're not identical any more."
.gif "Say What?") 
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06-20-2014, 04:12 PM
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What do you call a lying frog?
An AmFIBian.
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06-21-2014, 05:22 AM
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Handsome devil you.
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"I have a leak in my boat!" Tommy cried balefully.
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12-25-2019, 12:40 PM
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“The way someone treats you is not a reflection of your worth: It’s a reflection of their emotional capacity,” — Jillian Turecki. ”Without justice, democracy dies,” — Jess Michaels (Epstein survivor).  ”The planet can provide for human need, but not human greed,” — Dr Jane Goodall.  |
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12-25-2019, 12:41 PM
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“The way someone treats you is not a reflection of your worth: It’s a reflection of their emotional capacity,” — Jillian Turecki. ”Without justice, democracy dies,” — Jess Michaels (Epstein survivor). ”The planet can provide for human need, but not human greed,” — Dr Jane Goodall. Last edited by Kätzchen; 12-25-2019 at 01:05 PM. Reason: This is SO like my cat LOL |
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12-25-2019, 12:57 PM
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“The way someone treats you is not a reflection of your worth: It’s a reflection of their emotional capacity,” — Jillian Turecki. ”Without justice, democracy dies,” — Jess Michaels (Epstein survivor). ”The planet can provide for human need, but not human greed,” — Dr Jane Goodall. |
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01-15-2020, 06:10 AM
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Superlative Soul Sister
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Moving in a single file and sometimes a sinner. 
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Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs! |
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01-20-2020, 09:25 AM
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She is my sunrise and sunset. 
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What's brown and sticky?
A stick Why can't your ear be 12 inches long? Because then, it would be a foot. What's a restaurant on the moon like? It has no atmosphere. Why don't you buy things with velcro? It's a rip-off.
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01-20-2020, 11:56 PM
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Nurse to doctor: "Doctor, there's an invisible patient in the waiting room!"
Doctor to nurse: "Tell them I can't see them right now." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Why do kids put sugar under their pillow at night? So they can have sweet dreams. 
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