Things you should never say on a date.

Sweet Bliss · 10-11-2014, 09:02 PM

Telling me all about your therapy sessions ... not coffee date conversation material.

Or spending the entire date telling me how amazing/ brilliant /famous you are. Although the dead owl landing in your arms during a protest march captivated my rapt attention. Then I knew you were an oracle.

Taking me for a hike and expecting me to "put out" in a public area with children in the area. Are you insane? Not a rhetorical question. Really. Are you frickin' insane? I don't even know your address!

Crying and getting angry at me because it's your birthday tomorrow and I didn't buy you dessert after dinner. One.... you never told me it was your birthday .... two... I'm not your exe that used your money to buy your birthday presents.... three ... you are a therapist. Take your own advice.

Lesson 371 don't be friends with a therapist who needs therapy.

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10-11-2014, 09:02 PM	#11
Sweet Bliss Senior Member How Do You Identify?: I Am Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: solo Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: the Beach, Pacific side Posts: 4,160 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,354 Thanked 7,268 Times in 2,159 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	Telling me all about your therapy sessions ... not coffee date conversation material. Or spending the entire date telling me how amazing/ brilliant /famous you are. Although the dead owl landing in your arms during a protest march captivated my rapt attention. Then I knew you were an oracle. Taking me for a hike and expecting me to "put out" in a public area with children in the area. Are you insane? Not a rhetorical question. Really. Are you frickin' insane? I don't even know your address! Crying and getting angry at me because it's your birthday tomorrow and I didn't buy you dessert after dinner. One.... you never told me it was your birthday .... two... I'm not your exe that used your money to buy your birthday presents.... three ... you are a therapist. Take your own advice. Lesson 371 don't be friends with a therapist who needs therapy.