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Old 04-28-2010, 04:20 PM   #1
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In Florida failure to tell your neighbor his house is on fire is illegal.
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Wednesday is 'leg day'.
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Wednesday is 'leg day'.
i must keep track of which day corresponds with which muscles.

(refraining from making a love muscle joke, here: x)
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i must keep track of which day corresponds with which muscles.

(refraining from making a love muscle joke, here: x)
<whispers> I think they call that "Hump Day"
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In California, a law created in 1925 makes it illegal to wiggle while dancing.

In Washington State, you can't carry a concealed weapon that is over 6 feet in length
"Is that a harpoon in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

In Virginia, chickens cannot lay eggs before 8:00 a.m., and must be done before 4:00 p.m
Wow. Do you plug the chickens to make them stop or...

In Memphis, Tennessee, a woman is not to drive a car unless a man warns approaching motorists or pedestrians by walking in front of the car that is being driven.
This makes it easier for the woman to run over the man.


and I will close this with saying GO FORGETFUL SQUIRRELS!! with this FYI:

It is estimated that millions of trees in the world are accidentally planted by squirrels who bury nuts and then forget where they hid them!

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FYI
The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle

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I obviously have the mind of a 13 year old...because the word "tittle" makes me giggle
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There is a rattle-less rattlesnake, which is only found, on Santa Catalina Island.

http://www.sdnhm.org/fieldguide/herps/crot-cat.html
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Theaters in Glendale, California can show horror films only on Monday, Tuesday, or Wednesday.
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In Florida failure to tell your neighbor his house is on fire is illegal.
In Florida:

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.

It is considered an offense to shower naked.

In Big Pine Key, it is illegal to molest a Key deer. If caught one will be fined or will have to go to jail.

In Daytona, the molestation of trash cans is banned.

In Miami, It is illegal for men to be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown. (That wouldn't fly in Key West!)

In Tampa Bay, it is illegal to eat cottage cheese on Sunday after 6:00 P.M.





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In Tampa Bay, it is illegal to eat cottage cheese on Sunday after 6:00 P.M.

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