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11-09-2014, 09:30 PM
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We hosted dinner for two neighbors tonight...one 40 something lady and one middle 60's male farmer...
During our after-dinner fellowship, the lady says to the farmer "I want to hook you up with my momma!"... The poor farmer's face turns red, he tips his hat forward...everybody's belly laughing hard, I ask him how many wives or almost wives did he have? He says THREE... The lady says, I think you and my momma would make a great match!!...the poor farmer, who's normally very laid back and quiet spoken, splurted out " WHY CAN'T YOU JUST CALL ME DADDY AND GET IT OVER WITH!!" OMG!!! we ROLLED laughing!!!
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11-12-2014, 07:04 AM
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This happened last night...
The conversations that take place in chat...
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11-12-2014, 08:03 AM
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rolled out of bed with a rocket up my &^%*. sun is out, delightful day ahead, could hardly wait to get this party started.
post socks, slipped my shoes on. and oh-my-gosh, it took me a half an hour to realize i had them on the wrong feet. (well, they were MY feet) wrong foot i should state. wow, still asleep is the only explanation. such a dweeb am i 
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11-12-2014, 10:37 AM
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People dont normally do this?
 Im feeling dweebish, even tho Im not sure what that means. I always called my cat during the day and left messages for her. I even cslled when I was going to be home later than expected.  |
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11-14-2014, 11:03 AM
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I laughed so hard...
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