What Is Your Best Holiday/Gag Gift Prank Ever???

Heavenleahangel · 11-19-2014, 05:43 AM

I will go first! Three years ago my oldest daughter wanted a pink digital camera even though she absolutely did NOT deserve anything at all. She went on and on about how she had better wake up to a shiny pink camera Christmas morning. Keep in mind. she was oh...24 at the time!
Christmas Eve I found the camera of mine she had played around with which was an old 5 megapixel Kodak, pulled out a bottle of pink nail polish and with great precision, proceeded to paint the camera, wrap it up, and lovingly place it under the tree!
I sat back waiting as my 5 year old son tore through his gifts from Santa and as I found the box within a box within a box and handed it to her I could barely hold my chuckles. She tore it open and was sooo excited! Whooping and hollering about the pretty pink color and so on. It took her almost 30 minutes to realize it was the old camera painted pink!
She stormed in the kitchen where I was demanding her *real* gift, I assured her that was her real gift and reminded her she had not once mentioned wanting a NEW pink camera-just a pink camera. To top it off, in one of her gifts from family there was a note that said "Oh, by the way, it is past the time to get your first job so here are some pens and a subscription to the local paper to get a jump start on the hunt to self sufficiency and buying the things you want on your own." It was hilarious! Did I mention she was almost 25!

Talon · 11-19-2014, 09:46 AM

Now this thread has JAGG's name written all over it....

Sweet Bliss · 11-19-2014, 09:57 AM

Okay.... when my daughter was about 7 I asked "what do you want for Xmas? "

She says with conviction " I want shit. " "Are you sure?" I reply. "Yes. I want shit. " okay. She wants shit.

Christmas Eve..... "what do you really want?" I ask.

"Shit."

Ok. She really wants shit.

Christmas day .... there is only one present under the tree for her... a small package. Yep. She opens it and bursts into tears..... We of course are laughing hysterically!

Rubber pile of shit.

For the next several months she pranked peeps everywhere.

Best present EVER!

Heavenleahangel · 11-19-2014, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Sweet Bliss

Okay.... when my daughter was about 7 I asked "what do you want for Xmas? "

She says with conviction " I want shit. " "Are you sure?" I reply. "Yes. I want shit. " okay. She wants shit.

Christmas Eve..... "what do you really want?" I ask.

"Shit."

Ok. She really wants shit.

Christmas day .... there is only one present under the tree for her... a small package. Yep. She opens it and bursts into tears..... We of course are laughing hysterically!

Rubber pile of shit.

For the next several months she pranked peeps everywhere.

Best present EVER!

OMG! That is priceless! Thanks for sharing.

JDeere · 11-19-2014, 05:50 PM

My sister wanted a new car for Christmas one year, so I bought her a matchbox car!

God, was she mad!

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Heavenleahangel Member How Do You Identify?: OFOS Femme; Earth bound Angel and Babygirl; Preferred Pronoun?: She, Angel, as long as it's respectful Relationship Status: Waiting for the One who can complete me Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Albany, NY~but originally from Georgia Posts: 562 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,257 Thanked 2,068 Times in 468 Posts Rep Power: 18675554	I will go first! Three years ago my oldest daughter wanted a pink digital camera even though she absolutely did NOT deserve anything at all. She went on and on about how she had better wake up to a shiny pink camera Christmas morning. Keep in mind. she was oh...24 at the time! Christmas Eve I found the camera of mine she had played around with which was an old 5 megapixel Kodak, pulled out a bottle of pink nail polish and with great precision, proceeded to paint the camera, wrap it up, and lovingly place it under the tree! I sat back waiting as my 5 year old son tore through his gifts from Santa and as I found the box within a box within a box and handed it to her I could barely hold my chuckles. She tore it open and was sooo excited! Whooping and hollering about the pretty pink color and so on. It took her almost 30 minutes to realize it was the old camera painted pink! She stormed in the kitchen where I was demanding her real gift, I assured her that was her real gift and reminded her she had not once mentioned wanting a NEW pink camera-just a pink camera. To top it off, in one of her gifts from family there was a note that said "Oh, by the way, it is past the time to get your first job so here are some pens and a subscription to the local paper to get a jump start on the hunt to self sufficiency and buying the things you want on your own." It was hilarious! Did I mention she was almost 25! __________________ Sweet Georgia Peach

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Talon Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Divine Feminine Preferred Pronoun?: . Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: . Posts: 4,921 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 16,246 Thanked 10,223 Times in 3,305 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Now this thread has JAGG's name written all over it....

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Sweet Bliss Senior Member How Do You Identify?: I Am Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: solo Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: the Beach, Pacific side Posts: 4,160 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,354 Thanked 7,268 Times in 2,159 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	Okay.... when my daughter was about 7 I asked "what do you want for Xmas? " She says with conviction " I want shit. " "Are you sure?" I reply. "Yes. I want shit. " okay. She wants shit. Christmas Eve..... "what do you really want?" I ask. "Shit." Ok. She really wants shit. Christmas day .... there is only one present under the tree for her... a small package. Yep. She opens it and bursts into tears..... We of course are laughing hysterically! Rubber pile of shit. For the next several months she pranked peeps everywhere. Best present EVER!