What Cracked You Up Today?

cinnamongrrl · 11-24-2014, 03:50 PM

Sooo....

I just figured out talk n text on my phone... I feel so grown

I was texting with my mom which gets lengthy. She always has a Brazilian questions for me..

Well....

She asked me what all animals were on the farm I live on...and I told her, goats, chickens, some bulls were here and are gone now and then there's the horse.

The talk n text picked it up as the WHORES...

So I hurry up and write back, "horse NOT whores!!!"

And my mom being my mom LOLs and says..."I was gonna say...he keeps whores??"

I cannot complain about the womb I came from... Who else can say whores to their mom and not get soap in their mouths

11-24-2014, 03:50 PM	#11
cinnamongrrl Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?: wild woman Relationship Status: No, thank you. Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Home in NC..gonna dig in like a tick this time… Posts: 7,661 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 15,232 Thanked 27,598 Times in 6,955 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	Sooo.... I just figured out talk n text on my phone... I feel so grown I was texting with my mom which gets lengthy. She always has a Brazilian questions for me.. Well.... She asked me what all animals were on the farm I live on...and I told her, goats, chickens, some bulls were here and are gone now and then there's the horse. The talk n text picked it up as the WHORES... So I hurry up and write back, "horse NOT whores!!!" And my mom being my mom LOLs and says..."I was gonna say...he keeps whores??" I cannot complain about the womb I came from... Who else can say whores to their mom and not get soap in their mouths __________________

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