What Cracked You Up Today?

Kenna · 11-26-2014, 11:28 PM

Early this morning I asked my roomie to go out to the pump house (a dark, creepy shed with spiders and other icky bugs) to turn off the water to the house so I could fix the toilet...

After he returned, I told him we needed to "bleed the lines", so I opened the kitchen faucet and had him open the tub faucet...

Water kept pouring out at full pressure...I get impatient and ask "are you SURE you turned the water off??".... he responded yes....more time goes by, water still at full pressure ....Uggggg...

Me: Are you REALLY sure you turned the right valve off??
Him: Yes! There's a bunch of water in them pipes between the shed and house!
Me: I hate going out to that shed. (Grumble grumble)

I grab the flashlight and we both tromp through the rain to the creepy shed...
I get to the pump and ask which valve is it? (With a black one and red one sticking out from under the pipe insulation)
THAT ONE!!
I reach for it (after cussing at the spiders) and giggle as I find it turned COMPLETELY WIDE OPEN...I giggle again as I told him he turned it the WRONG WAY...and emphasized "Lefty Loosey Righty Tighty, hon...RIGHTY Tighty"
He walks out embarrassed, and I cuss at more spiders as I giggle at my roommate.

A few minutes later after fixing the toilet, I ask him to turn water back on...as I hear him leave the house, he's chanting "Lefty Loosey...LEFTY LOOSEY..."

Blade · 11-28-2014, 10:58 AM

Yesterday my sister and I were packing up leftovers and cleaning up LTB`s kitchen. TheElf came walking threw holding a candle lighter.
VB says "What chew got"
Elf says "this"
Me...lil gurl, what chew doin, you betta put that down
Elf...it doesnt have fire on it
Me..yo butts gonna have fire on it if you dont put it down
She must have thought she was surrounded by Madea's

The Elf left the kitchen and went into the bedroom where her mom was. LTB came back to the kitchen trying not to crack up. She said, the elf came to her and said "those girls are tickin on me" LTB they were tickin on you? Elf says yes. LTB what girls? Elf says those 2 in the kitchen.

Cracked me up the me and sis were still feeding off each other so well, but it really got me that we were 2 girls instead of Aint and Nana...but it really got my goat that we were tickin on her...oh out of the mouths of babes

Bèsame* · 11-28-2014, 07:02 PM

when the pumpkin cheesecake smelled like stuffing! Lol lol

Blaze · 11-28-2014, 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Bèsame*

when the pumpkin cheesecake smelled like stuffing! Lol lol

Do you think that they may have mixed them up? lol Hmmm that kind of sounds like something that would happen to me

please say it isn't so...

11-26-2014, 11:28 PM	#1
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,191 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	lefty loosey...righty tighty... Early this morning I asked my roomie to go out to the pump house (a dark, creepy shed with spiders and other icky bugs) to turn off the water to the house so I could fix the toilet... After he returned, I told him we needed to "bleed the lines", so I opened the kitchen faucet and had him open the tub faucet... Water kept pouring out at full pressure...I get impatient and ask "are you SURE you turned the water off??".... he responded yes....more time goes by, water still at full pressure ....Uggggg... Me: Are you REALLY sure you turned the right valve off?? Him: Yes! There's a bunch of water in them pipes between the shed and house! Me: I hate going out to that shed. (Grumble grumble) I grab the flashlight and we both tromp through the rain to the creepy shed... I get to the pump and ask which valve is it? (With a black one and red one sticking out from under the pipe insulation) THAT ONE!! I reach for it (after cussing at the spiders) and giggle as I find it turned COMPLETELY WIDE OPEN...I giggle again as I told him he turned it the WRONG WAY...and emphasized "Lefty Loosey Righty Tighty, hon...RIGHTY Tighty" He walks out embarrassed, and I cuss at more spiders as I giggle at my roommate. A few minutes later after fixing the toilet, I ask him to turn water back on...as I hear him leave the house, he's chanting "Lefty Loosey...LEFTY LOOSEY..." __________________ **************************** She has been through hell, so believe me when I say, fear her when she looks into a fire and smiles. ~E.Corona~

11-28-2014, 10:58 AM	#2
Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,855 Thanked 14,412 Times in 4,058 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	Yesterday my sister and I were packing up leftovers and cleaning up LTB`s kitchen. TheElf came walking threw holding a candle lighter. VB says "What chew got" Elf says "this" Me...lil gurl, what chew doin, you betta put that down Elf...it doesnt have fire on it Me..yo butts gonna have fire on it if you dont put it down She must have thought she was surrounded by Madea's The Elf left the kitchen and went into the bedroom where her mom was. LTB came back to the kitchen trying not to crack up. She said, the elf came to her and said "those girls are tickin on me" LTB they were tickin on you? Elf says yes. LTB what girls? Elf says those 2 in the kitchen. Cracked me up the me and sis were still feeding off each other so well, but it really got me that we were 2 girls instead of Aint and Nana...but it really got my goat that we were tickin on her...oh out of the mouths of babes __________________ Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce? The best way to predict the future, is to create it.

11-28-2014, 07:02 PM	#3
Bèsame* Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Femm Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: loved by many Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Closer to the waves Posts: 15,424 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,176 Thanked 41,021 Times in 10,769 Posts Rep Power: 21474865	when the pumpkin cheesecake smelled like stuffing! Lol lol __________________ kisses A kiss is a whisper in your mouth. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise to give it back.

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