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01-25-2012, 06:17 PM
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old school stonebutch, Queer TG butch, ranch hand Preferred Pronoun?:
he Relationship Status:
single, not looking Join Date: Mar 2011
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SAID MANY YEARS AGO TO A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN AT WORK, " I'm not just bragging about how good I am---that many women can't be wrong.
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01-30-2012, 11:29 PM
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Member
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Self possessed Aquarian Preferred Pronoun?:
Don't call me baby~ Relationship Status:
Deliciously single and loving it. 
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I didn't use this line, but this was used on my once and I tried so hard not to laugh!!!
Meeting butch on a blind date set up by a friend. Them, "You know, my dentist really hates it when I come in for a cleaning." Me, a look of concern, "Oh really? How come?" Them, "Well because my tongue is so strong and long, that the assistant has to hold it down with a depressor so the dentist can clean my teeth." I think I downed my drink and excused myself. |
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02-23-2012, 07:55 PM
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#83 |
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Member
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Self possessed Aquarian Preferred Pronoun?:
Don't call me baby~ Relationship Status:
Deliciously single and loving it.
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: lotus land
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02-23-2012, 08:02 PM
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Senior Member
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not sure why but i think you're hot!
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01-18-2015, 02:39 PM
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Senior Member
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Dude Preferred Pronoun?:
He, Him Relationship Status:
Taken 
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Location: Hidden Valley Ranch
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Inspired from another thread..
We don't have to take our clothes off to have a good time baby.. but if you'd like to...
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01-18-2015, 03:03 PM
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Infamous Member
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cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?:
wild woman Relationship Status:
No, thank you. 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Home in NC..gonna dig in like a tick this time…
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Ohhh my god.
I was just talking to my roomie about pickup linea 10 minutes ago! Freaky!!!! Sooo one that I find memorable.... "Id really like to introduce you to my friend, Stanley. My power tool." Check please!
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01-18-2015, 03:19 PM
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Senior Member
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Taken
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I've never used any of these but might have to start lol
Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
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01-18-2015, 04:23 PM
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Senior Member
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feminine dolly dyke Preferred Pronoun?:
Your Grace Relationship Status:
I put my own care first 
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Done by a butch in a bar -
She inhaled a helium balloon then said while leaning in a swanky manner on the bar "I'm Luke skywalker and I'm here to save youuuuuuuuuuu" Totally worked. Done by one of my exes at a party - Sat down in front of me with a rolled ciggy dangling out the corner of her mouth and one of the hosts tea towels in her hand. She said nothing but carefully and quickly folded the tea towel into a roast chicken, held it up and winked at me. Then asked me if I wanted a beer to go with the chicken. Totally worked. |
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01-18-2015, 05:36 PM
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Practically Lives Here
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Depends on the day. Preferred Pronoun?:
"I" and "we" Relationship Status:
Very good. Thank you for asking. 
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Canada
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"My ex-partner, KD Lang, bet me that you'd let me buy you a drink."
Only fails if you're trying to buy a drink for KD Lang's ex-partner. |
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01-18-2015, 06:20 PM
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Infamous Member
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cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?:
wild woman Relationship Status:
No, thank you.
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Location: Home in NC..gonna dig in like a tick this time…
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My cousin told me a girl once said this to him...
"I like your pants. They'd look good on the floor next to my bed." Damn...
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01-18-2015, 06:22 PM
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Senior Member
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Dude Preferred Pronoun?:
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Taken
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Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
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01-18-2015, 06:28 PM
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Infamous Member
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cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?:
wild woman Relationship Status:
No, thank you.
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Home in NC..gonna dig in like a tick this time…
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My cousin told me a girl once said this to him...
"I like your pants. They'd look good on the floor next to my bed." Damn...
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01-18-2015, 07:27 PM
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Practically Lives Here
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Butch Relationship Status:
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I've heard that same line BUT it was told by a butch to a femme & it was her dress that would look good!
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01-19-2015, 01:26 AM
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Member
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trans Preferred Pronoun?:
He preferredably :) Relationship Status:
the pitbull <€ 
Join Date: Dec 2009
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In WV and KY you will hear this said:
" baby, you look like someone whooped up on you with the pretty stick " I did say it to Laney_Doll once to see what she would say and I think it was... "Good Lord baby" 
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01-19-2015, 07:45 PM
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Practically Lives Here
How Do You Identify?:
Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?:
She, as in 'She's a GEM' 
Join Date: Nov 2009
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Hopefully no one gets the ugly stick and the pretty stick confused.
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01-19-2015, 07:50 PM
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Family Man
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TG Male Preferred Pronoun?:
Masculine ones Relationship Status:
She just gets me 
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Excuse me did you eat breakfast? Was it lucky charms, because you look magically delicious?
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 This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skillFifteen percent concentrated power of will Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain And a hundred percent reason to remember the name! Give yourself over to absolute pleasure. Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh - erotic nightmares beyond any measure, and sensual daydreams to treasure forever. Can't you just see it? Don't dream it, be it. |
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01-19-2015, 07:53 PM
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Family Man
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She just gets me
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Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
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This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skillFifteen percent concentrated power of will Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain And a hundred percent reason to remember the name! Give yourself over to absolute pleasure. Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh - erotic nightmares beyond any measure, and sensual daydreams to treasure forever. Can't you just see it? Don't dream it, be it. |
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01-20-2015, 04:03 AM
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trans Preferred Pronoun?:
He preferredably :) Relationship Status:
the pitbull <€
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Quote:
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01-20-2015, 12:38 PM
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Practically Lives Here
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Very good. Thank you for asking.
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OMG was that your drink I just finished? I'm so sorry.Here, let me get you another.
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01-20-2015, 09:14 PM
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Senior Member
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Femme lesbian Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: East coast
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Ha, these are making me imagine Will Ferrell as a butch.
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